Got a mound of pistachio shells on my desk. Been using them as little ashtrays. Yes. Pistach-trays.

Call me a noob? Could not be more wrong I was around When they hit us with Pong Tabletop coinops Acetate colours Long before Halo Or Mario Brothers Had a Vic20 Games on cassette Tackled them blindly No internet Didn't need graphics Didn't need speech Just playability Teach

Imagine going to the wrong heaven ending up in the muslim one, surrounded by rapists and their 72 co-erced virgins (who would only be virgins for the first day; or would they be replaced as they go?) and materialistic, slave-served women? Think I prefer the harps and clouds one

Hey Grok, silly query; when I was a kid I remember, as if it were real, times I'd walk and start to not touch the ground, until I was gliding just above, for extended distances. Is this a dream many other people have had? GROK: You weren't supposed to remember that PC SHUTS DOWN

always a headfuck to realise the actual ages of the washed up old blokes in the Traveling Wilburys

"Okay men, let's light that tarpaulin. COVERING FIRE!"

"Hi Ember," "Hey, Coal," "This is my friend Blim," "Hey." "Hey." "He just got out the joint"

Where do I stand? Well, Trump is a cunt I haven't experienced a good government The right are too blinkered By profits and hate The left do not realise what they tolerate Black lives do matter Genocide sucks Women need help with misogynist fucks

I'm stoned Like a tree is wood Like water's clear Like sex is good I'm home Like snow is cold Like fire is life Like rocks are old I'm blessed Like birds are free Like things are wild Like you like me

Kirstie, I took my 8 year old granddaughter to the local swimming pool at the weekend. She went into the ladies changing rooms while I went into the men's. There are no individual cubicles. Your logic would allow a fully intact male to get changed in front of my granddaughter. IN THE FEMALE CHANGING ROOM. If you're OK with that, you're a bloody idiot.

I'm a centrist ever since I found out you can't be an extreme centrist.

What do you mean there's no such thing as breakfast beer

If pub quizzes existed in Westeros/Essos you just KNOW there'd be a team called The Sullied.

I’m sure you all remember Avery Jackson, the “trans girl” who, at 9, was on the cover of National Geographic in January of 2017. Avery was given the gold standard in gender affirming care: he was chemically castrated and sterilized with “blockers” to hold off male puberty. Now Avery has come out as “nonbinary” and chosen not to pursue transition, meaning that his puberty was blocked for no reason — but that’s not the worst part. He also identifies as asexual, meaning that he doesn’t experience sexual attraction. This is undoubtedly the result of the medication used to delay male puberty. The president of WPATH, Dr, “Marci” Bowers, has said on camera that so-called puberty blockers, which are used to chemically castrate sex offenders, chemically castrate the young boys who take them as well, leaving them incapable of arousal or orgasm. For adult sex offenders, the process is reversible. For boys like Avery, the effects are permanent. He will never feel sexual attraction, or any of the experiences that accompany it. He is also completely sterile; he will never father a child, and his own childhood was spent in the national spotlight. The blockers he was given have also stunted his physical and mental development in irreversible ways. We know from the experiences of other “trans” children that he will never sexually mature - neither physically nor emotionally. All of these things were stolen from him, and he has said that transitioning “ruined my life.” It’s high time that we stop pretending that children can make an informed decision to transition or take blockers, even if their doctors are honest about the risks and consequences — which most are not. Blockers are not a pause button. They are not reversible. The intellectual deficits they cause will never repair themselves, and neither will the damage done to the child victim’s body, or to their emotional intelligence and maturity. This will, of course, make it easier to push them into transitioning; ie, to sell them hormones and provide surgical alterations. Parents like Avery’s, who try to monetize their child’s struggles with gender identity, belong in prison, not on television, and so do the doctors and politicians who were complicit in his chemical castration and sterilization.

The guy who invents weed that smells of strawberries and porn that sounds like documentaries is gonna be rich as fuck

What’s the measurable, verifiable difference?

I married that ass The one that I'm following Shudder to think Of the mudholes I'd wallow in Say I got lucky A huge understatement Bombarded with beauty No sign of abatement Musta had heroes Doing good in my past This ship goes to heaven I'm tied to the mast

The taste of cheese The crunch of crackers Four walls, so safe from most attackers Hat for rain and sunny days No deficit in ice cube trays A driveway full of sentiment No hope of decent government Contentment comes in many forms This is mine, it keeps me warm

Just realising after 20 years that the Phoenix Down in Final Fantasy 7 is the fluffy feathers from a Phoenix... not a statement that a Phoenix has fallen in battle

After seeing a few gorges and watching someone gorge the term gorgeous starts to lose its positive elements

Thinking of fobbing people off using a key fob somehow to see if I can generate some weird type of magic