I sometimes retweet stupidity. Road user swimmer, passionate Wimbledon fan. Pagan. #yellow&blue

Joined July 2011
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Same old shite.
Three word review on that England performance?
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This you?
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Replying to @SaferRoadsYorks
Why do so many cyclists happily sit in the middle of the road, inducing congestion, but when a car passes the cyclist safely, they lose their shit, tell tales to the police, then cry for sympathy and validation on social media?
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This will start a piss boiling frenzy amongst the regular trolls.
EFL Clubs Who Have Won The Most Matches In The Premier League ⭐️⬆️
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Car drivers don’t act like ‘looneys’ when things go wrong. 🤦‍♂️. Anybody care to help Paul realise his error here.
No car drivers are not, they don’t act like looneys when things go wrong.
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Unlike you to contribute with your worthless 30 pence worth. You utter ghoul.
Shut up you utter moron.
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£3.80 coffee £11 fish & chips £64monthly dual fuel. You need to shop around.
Britain in 2026: £8 coffee. £24 fish & chips. Energy bills still ridiculous. Wages feeling permanently behind. Then someone on TV tells you inflation is “easing”. Feels a bit like being told to calm down while your bank account is on fire.
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Seen plenty of dumb shite on this platform, and this is right up there with it. @Plattelandsman stop smoking whatever you’ve been smoking.
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What’s goal of all time still lives rent free in your head?🤔⚽️
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Human beings enter the chat.
Pigeons have to be the dumbest creature on the planet
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Following year was better for me.
It’s impossible to overstate my love for the FA Cup in this era — and this match. On 16/05/1987, I was nearly 10, a fan of neither club, but that day is etched in my memory. Iconic kits, brilliant players, and a ding-dong match, all played out in the Wembley sunshine on that unique-looking pitch. The FA Cup was so special.
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Being moved to Milton fucking Keynes.
Question Time… What’s the worst loss you’ve ever witnessed supporting your football club?🤔
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There’s over 58,000 people resident in Merthyr, looks a pretty poor turnout to me.
No other party could draw a crowd like this on a Tuesday afternoon ➡️ Reform Rally in Merthyr 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Vote Reform on May 7th 🗳️
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Oooof. That reply. 😂😂
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Vehicle drives into stationary object. Wonder if Caroline would be blaming a parked car had it been hit.
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I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!🇬🇧 A young woman made a confused report to the police that she was raped by a group of men on her way home from a club, and believes it happened between 2.00am-4.00am outside a church. The woman is unwell and is hospitalised, and no doubt a rape kit is administered to preserve any physical evidence. Meanwhile - quite rightly - the police put out a call for any witnesses or dashcam footage, which is standard operating procedure. Then the far right get involved. When no descriptions are released by the police, they start saying that it is because the perpetrators must be asylum seekers/Muslims/immigrants. A social media account invents a description of them wearing flip-flops - taken to mean sliders that a lot of young black guys wear. More and more wild conspiracies are circulated, including the police deliberately not releasing descriptions (rather than doing their job of taking forensic evidence at the claimed scene of crime and examining CCTV footage from every angle available to them from the night-club to the alleged scene of crime and beyond) Then a convicted kidnapper, former drug dealer and former "Raise the Flags" grifter - all the same person, btw - puts out a call to arms on social media, for people to attend a protest at 5.00pm one afternoon. The usual hotel-shouting suspects turn up from all over the South East. They riot. The police issue a statement saying they still don't have any evidence to confirm the crime was committed as claimed. They attack an HMO simply because it is an HMO, even though they have been told that there are no asylum residences in Epsom. Turns out it was housing vulnerable people. They identify what they believe must be an asylum hotel - first a Premier Inn. Nope. Then a Travelodge, where they demand entry to check who they have staying there and demand to see their "books". A few days later, the police make a further statement, and a woman with a microphone demands to know what the outcome of any medical checks on the woman complainant was. Read that paragraph again: a WOMAN with a MICROPHONE is asking the police to reveal MEDICAL EVIDENCE relating to a potential RAPE VICTIM to a crowd of braying flag-bedecked football casuals and racists. The far right grifters and their hard-of-thinking followers still maintain this is a police cover-up while simultaneously sharing evidence of where other asylum-seekers or migrants have been convicted, so obviously the police didn't cover up those crimes, Einstein. The leader of the Pink Ladies - newly defected to Reform UK - shares photos of some completely different migrants in another area of the country and claims they are the photos the police are hiding from us all, because the police don't want you to know about migrants who commit crimes, (even though she was, obviously, sharing yesterday the reports of the terrible rape that happened in Brighton where the police arrested and prosecuted three asylum-seekers.) And now we know the poor woman was, in fact, the victim of some form of head injury which left her presumably very confused and frightened and had mistakenly made a report to the police. And there are STILL Einsteins out there claiming it was a cover up. I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK FROM THESE DANGEROUS PEOPLE, AND THEIR PSYCHOTIC CHEER-LEADERS. I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK FROM THE HATEFUL GREMLINS THAT FILL MY TIMELINE WITH THEIR DELUDED CRAP DAY AFTER DAY! I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK FROM A GOVERNMENT THAT, INSTEAD OF CALLING OUT THIS APPALLING ESCALATION OF HATRED AND BIGOTRY, PLAYS ALONG WITH IT IN THE HOPE OF GAINING VOTES!
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We’ve had more than our fair share, haven’t we @ngdraper 😉

ALT Were Going To Make A List Shea Whitney GIF

Who is the worst player your football club has ever signed in recent history?🤔
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Tommy retweeted
Which club in #SkyBetLeagueOne has the best stadium to create an atmosphere on matchdays?🤔 It’ll be 4 groups of 3 and the winner advances to the final Vote, Like and Repost to get your club to 🏆 #EFL #AFCW #AFCWimbledon #ecfc #Stags
70% AFC Wimbledon 🔵🟡
17% Exeter City 🦁
12% Mansfield Town 🦌
64 votes • Final results
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That cost more than 30p
Love My Thursday Mornings. Always have one of these. A Great British tradition.
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I don’t think that Andy here really is a cyclist if he thinks that is a perfectly safe useable cycle lane.
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