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Retired Wonder Woman @WonderWomanRET

Has-been superhero/strolling comedian/season 12 @AGT contestant. Pronouns: she/her. Adjectives: bitter/hungover. RetiredWonderWoman.com

Joined September 2012
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Retired Wonder Woman@WonderWomanRET
12 Dec 2019
Sexy. Sassy. Gassy. AVAILABLE FOR YOUR NEXT EVENT. retiredwonderwoman@gmail.com As seen on America's Got Talent!
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Technically it should be "Murder Dorter" but @nbcsnl got everything else right. Might've found an excuse to say "downa shore" or "up da shtreet" but hey, you can only pack so much meat into a @Wawa hoagie!
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9 May 2021
This crime show is EXTREMELY Pennsylvania
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