sub count in bio | 6'4 tall | twitter comedian | he/him | retired youtube man @hazelsdah

Joined December 2014
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Can someone give me a ceruledge
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Do flights have black Friday deals
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breaking news ⚠️⚠️ hazel got a new harness today please tell her she's pretty
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Imagine I don't upload for a year and come back with an hour long raid shadow legends video
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Literally the first time I've attempted to cook in weeks I'm so depressed
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I'll blink and hazel will have something I lost 6 years ago in her mouth
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My dog makes me a better, more attentive person because if I take my eyes off her for too long she’ll eat something that she 100% will not be able to digest.
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I'll never understand how people drink raw coffee
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Hi please send your favorite songs thank you
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how I feel mopping the kitchen
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There's many things in life I will not do but I think sticking my hand in the garbage disposal is number 1
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I saw someone say space jam is an American Isekai and I haven't been okay since
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Would you consider a bowl of tater tots a balanced meal? Asking for myself
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Why use cups when mason jars exist
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That one time I was training for master chef
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What is she doing
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What's your stance on the Oxford comma
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My brain is just a giant game of connect the dots
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Hey lol
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