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New York Knicks owner James Dolan has tested positive for coronavirus.
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Delayed LA ballots once again swinging another election
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Election results for this year’s boy’s trip are coming in
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7 Sep 2019
Spongebob has memes for every single aspect in life
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You know you’re getting older when you start to see where the Winklevoss are coming from in Social Network
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There's nothing quite like coming back from a long vacation and realizing that nothing really went wrong while you were gone and then worrying that you're going to get fired because your job doesn't really seem to be that necessary
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"No, you do have Microsoft Teams on you computer. Remember? That's the purple logo with big T? You used it to message me 'how to download Teams for call' last week? Yup, you just click that and the camera button and off you go!"
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me when the intern asks if they can take the entire week off to 'rest-max' and 'relaxation farm' and I have no clue what they're talking about
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Footage of Trump asleep at the Knicks game would break this app
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Another beautiful day in New York, I wonder what line I should stand in today
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This the quintessential story of how sports reflects the state of the world. Thousands of fans have waited for Game 3 their whole lives and now they’re priced out of entering the game and can’t even celebrate outside because one billionaire gets to attend the game for free.
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wearing this during a meeting with the HR lady and adjusting it every time she mentions what I did at the work happy hour
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boss: “ use the company card to buy dinner because since you’re staying late to work on the deck but don’t go nuts”
Me on the phone with Panda Express
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Work Retire Die retweeted
May 31
Having a Jersey Mikes #13, gonna devour it… and
Game 7!!!
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You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation to Roku city. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?
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Boss just told me we have the afternoon off today for MDW PLUS no work Monday too. Actually sick to my stomach thinking about depriving the shareholders of that much value. I will be working Saturday and Sunday to compensate and i hope you will too
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going Nolan mode today (ignoring all email and forms of modern communication from my coworkers becuase i'm "not particularly interested in that as a form of communication.")
Christoper Nolan reveals to 60 Minutes that he has never used email or owned a smartphone:
“I’ve just never been particularly interested in that as a form of communication.”
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