WDP: The sad, sick, boner factory est. 2012
Joined November 2015
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21 Feb 2017
if you got hit in the head hard enough with a tit, and it perminately damaged your brain, would you even be mad?
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5 Apr 2019
DO YOU WANT TO BE SELLING VACCUUM CLEANERS DOOR TO DOOR OR DO YOU WANT TO ACT LIKE A FUCKING MAN AND GO GATHER INTELLIGENCE ON YOUR ACCOUNTS SO I CAN MAKE YOU FUCKING RICH?
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22 Mar 2019
Parents, never leave kids unsupervised when they’re watching YouTube. You can never tell what they’re going to click through to. I left my son unattended with my phone and somehow he ended up watching the WASSUP Bud ad from 20 years ago and now he will not stop fucking saying it
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22 Mar 2019
i got a dick hair stuck in a condom the other day. saw STARS
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22 Mar 2019
i have a friend who has 3
we called him E.T. when we were kids
The Extra Testicle
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21 Mar 2019
Beto O'Rourke promises to reunite The Mars Volta if he becomes President gum.to/LiK8CX
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22 Mar 2019
I want to quit my job and either build guitar amps or test fleshlights.
10 Mar 2019
would you say your gumbo is (puts on sunglasses) danger-roux?