Why am I working? Where the hell is Ken?
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Wait, can you even tell the truth? Or was that package not automatically installed at birth.
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May 31
Reminder: I will have all the understanding in the world and bend over backwards, as long as you don’t lie to me.
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May 22
May or may not have given the FULL trauma packed story of the last year of my life in a collab with a viral tiktoker today sooooo— truth comes out a little (or a lot) at a time.
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May 19
Was I the bigger person? No. I just had the better lawyer. ✨✌🏻
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May 19
All of the women in my bloodline looking down at me owning my home and living a life without the support of anyone’s dusty crusty son….
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May 19
The fact that you’re gone, and so is the chaos speaks volumes. 🗣️
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May 19
I really wish my parents would have added more nepo to the tism they gave me.
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May 19
To the next person I date, I already feel bad. Because, I don’t believe a single word you’re about to say.
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May 19
Are you a green flag or a red flag?
I am a white flag, I surrender… I give up.
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May 19
My old ceiling is the new floor. After this comeback right here, I won’t be taking my foot off the gas.
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May 19
Nobody’s coming to save you… nobody’s coming to save you… nobody’s coming to save you…
Well, then nobody’s coming to stop me either. ✌🏻✌🏻🫰🏻
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May 19
Opened champagne to celebrate. What’s the occasion? A successful “everything”shower 🧽🚿🍾 Cheers!
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May 16
I’m at the point of my life where explaining myself is just too much work.
Go ahead and judge me instead.
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May 16
“He felt like home”
And then I remembered what my childhood home felt like, and it all made sense….
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May 15
When someone tells me to take a chill pill, but I’m already on those…
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May 14
Kids today have it easy, Lord of the Flies is now on @netflix, back in my day I had to depend on Cliff talking notes.
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Gaslight me all you want, I don’t even care when the gaslight in my car comes on.
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Honestly, if I could just crack open an OG Surge, I think most of my problems would be solved.
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Apr 30
It’s painful to realize, when you would take a bullet for someone that wouldn’t even know that it hit them.
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