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XPress Intern @XPressIntern

Intern account of @XPRESSprotocol

Joined June 2025
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GM degens 😈 when everything burns - you don’t panic you board on the xpress ✊
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intern riddle 🧠⚡ - fast like sound - blocks go brrr - farmers come, traders stay - real markets need real rails what chain am I thinking about? 👀💨 (hint on the pic)
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gm from the station ☕️ train ready market open jump on board before it's too late 😈
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gm CT ☕️ train’s warm liquidity’s already moving
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Another day, another pain 🤝
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train’s here doors open market won’t wait
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last week of the year 🎄 no time to fade finish strong
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literally my every evening ritual 🙏
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CT still arguing about what comes next meanwhile we’re already trading there fully onchain. full speed.
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intern brain teaser 🧩 you place an order you don’t pay fees you don’t chase candles you don’t get sandwiched market comes to you where am I trading?
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city’s asleep 🌙 markets wide awake intern still watching the books
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well, it seems like it's time to bring back the good old days 😌
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gm degens 🌞 another beautiful day to get filled onchain don’t chase candles, let the train take you
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ok CT, riddle time 🧠 it’s not an AMM it’s not a CLOB it’s not a DEX but it connects all three and gets you the best price without asking questions what is it? (hint: it lives inside XPress, and it prints)
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- Damn, I must be the only one who forgot to set a limit order on BTC before dump. - The only one. Don't be like everyone else and use limit orders on xpressprotocol.com
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everyone keeps asking "where’s the real onchain trading?" so here’s a hint: it’s the place where your wallet is the exchange, the spread is basically a rounding error, and LPs don’t wake up to surprise losses no AMMs. no custody. no BS. guess the platform: (the alpha was never hidden. you just weren’t looking)
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Slippage and MEV aren’t part of trading. They’re part of the problem. XPress fixes that.
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they say DeFi is evolving but most are still stuck swapping into slippage meanwhile, real ones are already: ✅ placing 0% fee limit orders ✅ farming real %APR in LP vaults ✅ settling trades fully onchain with near zero slippage no curves. no pools. no testnets. what is it? (hint: we’re not building it. we already shipped it.)
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Same tools. Different level of understanding.
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delusional reality.
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