I am in a algo rut! Goodnight X! Have a great evening.

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John Cena’s new Neutrogena commercial makes anti-white racism/sexism a joke. They took Cena’s “You Can’t See Me” gimmick and turned it into a full-on attack on white men. The setup: Cena shows up on set to film the commercial. The punchline: The entire DIVERSE crew treats THE WHITE GUY like he’s literally invisible. Then INDIAN FEMALE DOCTOR steps in as the smart expert to explain the “invisible” sunscreen that leaves ZERO WHITE CAST (wink wink). INDIAN FEMALE DOCTOR highlights how the sunscreen blends perfectly without leaving a CHALKY RESIDUE (aka WHITE MAN). Cena is standing right there yelling “I’M LITERALLY HERE!” while everyone cheers for the INDIAN FEMALE DOCTOR and pretends he doesn’t exist. It's suppose to be comedy, but all I see is a bunch of racist women and people of color making fun of THE WHITE GUY... ...and he's too dumb to know it. All I can say is, it must’ve been one hell of a paycheck for Cena to agree to diminish himself this badly.

Meet Carl! For nearly 40 years, he’s been a fixture at Jimmy’s - learning directly under The Boss himself & helping shape the culture that makes this place so special. He’s welcomed generations of guests, mentored teammates, and left a lasting impression on everyone. 🐐

Love a good cartel bombing this time of year

Remember when Tim Walz celebrated Tesla’s stock going down? Elon just became the world’s first trillionaire Fuck you @Tim_Walz

I love the incredible people of SpaceX beyond words

You know what I think is so cool about Elon. He’s very real. He follows people who aren’t famous. He reposts people who aren’t famous. He comments on everyday Americans’ X posts, and he’s a trillionaire.

Grifter

The highest year-over-year US inflation rate under President Biden was 9.1% in June 2022 (BLS data). The average annual inflation rate over his full four-year term (2021-2024) was approximately 4.95%. Annual rates: 2021 ~4.7%, 2022 ~8.0%, 2023 ~4.1%, 2024 ~2.9%. Cumulative prices rose about 21.5% over the period.

Go fuck yourself

Why Canada Gets to Dump Its Trash in Michigan Michigan is a cheap place to dump and Nafta made waste not subject to tariffs By Charlie LeDuff @Charlieleduff It’s the Canadians, again. They’re literally dumping on us. Millions of tons of industrial waste pour into Michigan’s landfills every year from Canada. Enough to build two Empire State Buildings of garbage. We can’t stop it. And it’s all the fault of Nafta and the U.S. Constitution. That notorious trade deal provided the legal framework that prevents Michigan from stopping Toronto’s detritus from passing through Detroit. Under the compact, solid waste is legally classified as a “commodity.” And because that commodity—garbage—is entirely “manufactured” in North America, it avoids a tariff. Man in shirt points at Canadian garbage truck highlighting cross-border waste disposal issues Michigan’s dumping fees are cheap—about half the cost of Ontario’s. It’s so cheap neighboring states also dump on us. We’re surrounded by more garbage per person than any state in the Union. New York recently tried hauling in nuclear waste from the World War II-era Manhattan Project. Ohio attempted to truck in toxic phosgene dregs from the East Palestine train disaster. Phosgene is a substance so deadly that it’s banned by the Geneva Convention. Intense local opposition stopped both Ohio and New York’s poison from being buried here, but their highways, byways, and baby diapers still pour in every day and there’s not much we can do about it. But then there’s Canada: a nation of environmental moralizers who live in a vast expanse but can’t seem to find a place to put their garbage besides their neighbor’s lawn. Person waves at passing truck near stop sign as Canadian waste haulers transport garbage to Michigan landfills The Constitution’s commerce clause forbids Michigan from charging out-of-state and international garbage haulers a higher price than we pay ourselves. That can only be done by an act of Congress. And you know Michigan’s unserious Congressional delegation. So we in the Great Lakes State are stuck with mountains of foreign shit, the stench of methane and rot, and hundreds of Canadian trucks busting up our roads each day. There is too much division in Michigan between the red-hatters and the green-thumbers. But I’ve got an idea I think we can all agree upon. Tariff their garbage. Big beautiful tariffs. The best tariffs probably in the history of the world. The president has sweeping executive powers. Put a 100% tariff on Canadian garbage, and we can stop the flow altogether. And after that, maybe we can talk about opening the new bridge.

Hang on a minute…What?? Why is @ASU threatening to use eminent domain on this 89 year old man’s house that has been there longer than AZ has been a state? I feel a fist fight comin’ on👇

Shrimply the best.