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when I was 12 the femur breaker meme was funny af till my doctor was talkin bout some SCFE
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10am liquor store run wit the Razer headset on #quitplaying
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perturbing dong
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fork found in kitchen
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what the fuck is “microflirting” bro
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One foot always out of the water & you people wonder why you never keep anything
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told myself I wasn’t going to fap
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Kamala Harris and Rep. AOC will reportedly run as President and Vice President in the 2028 elections.
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Porn with music at the same time is a neural pathway you. Do not want to opem
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Replying to @Yanbepis
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We are proud parents, please drink this Connecticut water
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Hearing silento in the distance ripping the fuck out this bowl trying not to lose my top
someone has been playing music since 11 nd now all I hear is the melody of work by Rihanna
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So many noises this morning
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I want to make something and can’t do it so I’m saying this to use guilt as a motivator
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Finally found my notebook there is no such thing as downtime
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genuine question how do I stop tasting bread when I drink beer is it a mental thing?? It’s all so bad
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I drink brightly colored seltzers and if it doesn’t taste like candy I KILL MYSELF
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