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World com, man. World com.
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Nobody is making it out of this week alive ……are they? 😳
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Shout out to @Foxworth24 on the @righttimebomani pod for one of the best turns of phrase ever. He and @bomani_jones praising Ted Turner for all of his strengths, faults, and humanity led to this.
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Instead of paying $20 a month for resend, now I can pay $5 for a worker and $0.35 for every 1000 email.
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So true
"IT'S NOT A TOO-MAH!" Arnold's best one-liners of all time
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you can never have too much #ThisWeekInNET
AI agents change the math of infrastructure. “One app serves many users” → millions of agents, each needing compute. Anni Wang explains why scale looks very different now. Watch → ThisWeekinNET.com
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Agents Week 2026 is a wrap. Let’s take a look at everything we announced, from compute and security to the agent toolbox, platform tools, and the emerging agentic web. Everything we shipped for the agentic cloud. cfl.re/3Oy6HeU
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I keep telling myself that it’s time to dial back the vinyl budget…but then shit like this happens
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“People aren’t just building for humans anymore. They’re building for agents.” @Cloudflare shares how Cloudflare Sandbox SDK works with the OpenAI Agents SDK to help agents run code in secure environments while keeping sensitive data separate from execution.
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Seedance 2.0 is now available to ALL users. Create studio-quality videos by directing text, images, video, and audio into a single unified scene with perfectly synchronized stereo sound and realistic physics. Hollywood-level production in less than 2 minutes.
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Say hello to Workerpen. It's like Codepen but for fullstack apps powered by Dynamic Workers Zero containers. It is wicked fast
Dynamic Workers are now in Open Beta, all paid Workers users have access. Secure sandboxes that start ~100x faster than a container and use 1/10 the memory, so you can start one up on-demand to handle one AI chat message and then throw it away. Agents should interact with the world by writing code, not tool calls. This makes that possible at "consumer scale", where millions of end users each have their own agent writing code. blog.cloudflare.com/dynamic-…
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There's a guy on the British team whose name is Scrubb. Yes, Scrubb. And he just got the hook after giving up 3 hits (1 of them a mammoth Schwarbomb) and recording no outs. On 9 pitches. #WorldBaseballClassic
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Introducing the 2026 Cloudflare Threat Report. The top finding? Threat actors have industrialized, and they’re prioritizing ROI at all costs. cloudflare.com/lp/threat-rep…
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I've always had a little beef with @jonhein's patron saint of shark jumping label for Ted McGinley, but with #Shrinking I think it has to be debunked by now
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Connect to the future of security with Cloudflare at #RSAC 2026. 🔐 Join CISOs, CIOs and technology visionaries as we tackle the most pressing challenges in digital trust and AI-driven innovation. sprou.tt/13bN3qzT401
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All GCP customers will now be subsidizing GPU buildout costs. They are raising prices on something that has marginal costs.
(Unpleasantly) surprised to see Google significantly increase their egress costs here. 2x for egress out of North America to other peered (!) networks. Goes into effect May 1st.
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