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Dave Yates @YatesComedy

Comedian. DF Writer. VO Actor. HA HA Hot Sauce creator 12 years sober

Joined January 2014
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Dave Yates@YatesComedy
27 Sep 2023
Comedy Club pay hasn’t changed in 30 years.
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What do I think of the Trump Elon split? It’s TARIFFIC!
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It’s been bugging me, but I finally figured it out.
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Any shoe collectors have any info on these? Value? Found at an estate sale
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Oh an economic black out you say? So the thoughts and prayers of school shootings. Got it.
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These are the faces of people who jacked off to the files
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If you’re writing jokes about Gene, you’re a hack, man.
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Any #phish people coming to LA- just announced my Wook Comedy show. Get tix
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Yo @LAFD
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Spoken like a true neck beard music dweeb
AudioPhix@AudioPhix_fs
22 Feb 2025
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame fan vote after one week has an unworthy leader audiophix.com/rock-and-roll-…
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Finally the real computer dorks do something
Open Source Intel
@Osint613
24 Feb 2025
NEW 🔴 Screens at the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development were hacked today, displaying the message: “LONG LIVE THE REAL KING.”
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Here’s the thing about “Free Speech” comedians- they just want to punch-fuck words into their acts to be edgy. You’re actually hurting free speech. By not writing actual jokes- you prevent good comedians from the freedom to use them. It still has to be funny. Ya fuckin’ dweebs.
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Ali Lerman
@AliNotAlli
18 Feb 2025
I got to talk to Rosebud Baker for the LA Times about her new special The Mother Lode out on Netflix NOW and spoiler, it's sooo funny but read this first thank youuu! latimes.com/entertainment-ar…

Comedian Rosebud Baker hits the 'Mother Lode' with motherhood

Baker writes for 'Weekend Update' on 'Saturday Night Live.' Her second special, 'The Mother Lode,' gives a fresh take on the inner turmoil of mom life, before and after.

latimes.com
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Come see a show and buy hot sauce in LA or the Central Coast CA this week.
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#NewProfilePic
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Well, the Dumpster Fire Circle of Life is Complete.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
11 Feb 2025
So many fake protests paid for by the same corrupt NGOs that @DOGE is defunding
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Logging in to this hell hole to spread the word of a good cause. gofundme.com/f/rebuild-olivi…

Donate to Rebuild Olivia's Life After Palisades Fire Disaster, organized by Lucy Lemonides

My amazing best friend, Olivia Hateley— and her two incredible chil… Lucy Lemonides needs your support for Rebuild Olivia's Life After Palisades Fire Disaster

gofundme.com
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thestandnyc.com/shows/show/1…

WOOK COMEDY SHOW on December 29, 2024 | The Stand Restaurant & Comedy Club

thestandnyc.com
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Normalize calling your male friends hunks
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I remember as a kid lying in bed waiting for Santa to come. Then the awkward silence as he got dressed to leave.
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“he is RISEN” - I whisper to my erection
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