exoplanet weatherman, phd
Joined December 2018
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May 22
running on 24 hours awake and no sleep for shavuos and I just made an incredible tactical decision to save my vegan tehina rice krispy treats from complete and utter catastrophe
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May 22
I was analogizing this whole thing to having observing shifts but I think I'm actually less fucked up than I usually am post observing
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May 21
if this lady wasn't part of the idiotic 90% she would also get a masters degree probably
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May 20
זיל גמור
May 20
I wish there was a popular religion that celebrates people enjoying life, eating delicious food (and believing that's a human right for everyone), relaxing, appreciating art, having pleasurable sex if they wish, *avoiding* pain & suffering as much as possible instead of this
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May 18
never turn your back on a folk punk
May 18
When they say mandolins are dangerous, they aren’t joking around
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May 18
i did this once and my friend took me out back behind scarr's and shot me
May 18
pronouncing lirr like "lurr" is wild
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May 17
very good espresso tonic and morning bun (mega cardamom) at pluma by union market
thanks to @leylaaa31 for the rec and also for saying hi lmfao
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May 17
it has never been easier to have separate families at each end of the NEC
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May 16
I should've pre-bought 4 nats dogs with how long all the lines were lmao
the "get a snack every three innings" strategy failed spectacularly
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May 15
bringing the long lens to the nats game to get candids of the puppy from my seat in the nosebleeds
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May 15
the knuckle mnemonic works except for when you have to work out 29/30 day lunar months because everything goes right out the window once you hit cheshvan
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May 15
unrelated why is foie gras such a hot button issue for the DC municipal election
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