"I just wanna make dope sh*t on my own terms". I obsess over and collect wax circles & cardboard rectangles. Passionate about football. Too passionate probably.

Joined April 2013
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MC Tuchel has no chill
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Ifølge @SandroSpaso så skal alle tilgange til fodbolden respekteres - også denne👇åbenbart. De er i deres gode ret til at spille som de mener tjener dem bedst. Men hvis dette var normen ville sporten dø.
I love the angle taken by @kenearlys on the Champions League final. He’s absolutely right to dedicate so much time to how Arsenal waste time 🗑️ The drinking water and human life lines 🤣
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It is some cosmic karma sh*t that the two most annoying fanbases in recent times will have their first PL title in ages, be referred to them as The Covid Trophy and The PGMOL Trophy #eplchampions2020 #eplchampions2026
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Jeg håber altid at PSG taber. Men jeg er aldrig blevet sat på prøve som i aften. Arteta får Simeone til at ligne Prime Pep
Danskere der holder med PSG i #cldk finalen. Det bliver ikke mere “prol” end det. At holde med en oliestats sportswashing projekt fordi de er gode.
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We, as a species, has failed.
Drake has broken Michael Jackson’s record for the most Hot 100 No. 1 hits by a male solo artist 🏆
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Pep Guardiola is leaving Man City after 10 years. He won six Premier Leagues, a Champions League and countless other trophies. Just goes to show what can be achieved with limitless financial resources and an elite team of lawyers.
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Did anyone do the Unai Emery as Bane meme yet? "You merely adopted the Europa League. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the Champions League until I was already a man."
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Who is cutting onions 😭😭😭
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This shit is frying me 😭😭
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ts so funny to me man 😭

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Der er få ting smukkere i verden en City fans der råber op om konspirationer og fusk
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Så den her i aftes… Nogle der kan forklare mig hvordan VAR kan signalere til dommeren der er offside, men alligevel dømme straffesparket efterfølgende? Samtidig med at billederne tog 30 minutter om at blive vist efterfølgende? Det luuuuugter🫣
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60,000 people do this every week at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. You are not special Sabrina😤
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Man City when another club gets fined before they do
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AI will be our doom - but at least we also get beauties like this along the way
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Time traveler bait stuff
Bam Adebayo going for 83 points and Fede Valverde scoring a hat trick. Just how improbable is that combination? 😂
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ALT Fede Valverde GIF

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FCK-koryfæerne Zanka, Cornelius, Delaney og Falk, når de mødes i nedrykningsspillet på en råkold søndag i marts:
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People who stand still on escalators and walkways. Evil.
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