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7 Apr 2019
did The Woah Challenge with my grandma πβοΈ
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Apr 27
nawwwww but PAPER STRAWS is wild, like forreal Paper Straws like a Straw that is Paper gotta be Top Ten Dumbest societal intellectual decay & mental complacency Moments of our lifetime...
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8 Nov 2020
mfβs be like, βsuicide is Never the answerβ
.... bro you ainβt even tried@it thoooO ππ€£π€£
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17 Feb 2021
i spend entire movie-long lengths of time mindlessly scrolling thru Netflix & Hulu & Prime just for me to inevitably give up and then start watching 2007 replica g-shock reviews on YouTube just to feel something. π
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Apr 26
early summer depression... can't tell if it's the body keeping score or is it just that time of the year when my ex gets tan again and i proceed to replay all of my past wrongdoings until im a quivering heap
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Apr 26
i hate when a stranger walks up to my stank attitude ass dog and now i am forced to enter the cucking ritual of sneaking them treats for the dog in attempts to gain its acceptance while we're both on hands n knees begging the dog to give the stranger kisses.
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Apr 26
Who Would Have Thought the salvia Derek's step-uncle bought off the dark web in 2010 was going to have some adverse effects being smoked but 16 years later...
the little dancing Shopkins doll i catch nibbling upon my toes: π I DIIIIID LASSY *it menacingly proclaimed, irishly*
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Apr 25
ever since i was a kid, i've always loved Michael's Art & Crafts Supplies Retailer Establishment and also the vibes in which it brings.
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Jan 2
I watched this mf so many times it's unhealthy π
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10 Sep 2025
Did i just win the 1.8 billion dollar lottery? Feels like it.
22 Jun 2014
Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.
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3 Jul 2025
i can't tell if i've been clenching my jaw a lot this week or has it been like the past 6 years π€
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24 Jun 2025
Why I bought a condo at Disney World
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13 May 2025
the air is dull, and music nauseates me. i long to play hopscotch @ the tippity top of a building's edge but mother goose hasn't flatlined so with a chest full of vape juice & mold i wait on baited breath. i dreamt i had a daughter- it might have been a nightmare but i forget.
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5 May 2025
it was early september and i was in 1st grade- i remember we didn't have to do work all day & only my 4 besties n i were left in class , we got to watch disney movies & play with the projector all day while the teacher kept leaving the room, :-) honestly 9/11 was like my 4/20
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5 May 2025
svetlana<3
the year is 1967, it's the summer of love & you place a tab underneath a pretty girls tongue beneath a sycamore tree; as the psychedelic warmth kicks in she begins to tell u she's fled the kremlin & the grip of her father Stalins wrath to seek refuge in the us of a
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