ALT Random Inphernal: Man, it’s a good thing we have so many vampire hunters around. Someone’s really gotta get rid of all of these monsters for causing so much trouble. But if you ask me, I think they deserve worse.

ALT Choco Milk: [ Empathetically ] I don’t know… I’d kinda say we’ve been too brutal on vampires already Random Inphernal: [ Confused ] …What are you talking about?

ALT Random Inphernal: Hah! Just kidding! I know you’re not one of them. That’d be crazy. (No seriously it’d be crazy if you were an actual vampire.)

ALT Choco Milk: Hahahahahahhahaahahahhahaahhaha yeaahhhhh… That’d be soooooo insane wouldn’t it? Ahahahaha… [ Internally thinking ] Oh gods I’m sooo screwed. They’re gonna kill me oh gods oh fuck