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Perplexed Hatchet *PARODY ACCOUNT retweeted
28 May 2023
Belief in ‘Life after Death’ doesn’t serve humanity.
🔸 It devalues life on Earth.
🔸 It inspires neglect of our Environment
🔸 Life has value BECAUSE it’s not eternal.
🔸 The laws of the universe do NOT support this notion; things happen within the realm of possibilities.
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Perplexed Hatchet *PARODY ACCOUNT retweeted
28 May 2023
Twitter. Where random strangers arrive on your timeline and feel the need to factually explain what's obviously a joke and make an absolute arse of themselves in doing so.
What a time to be alive.
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27 May 2023
#Ducks and geese.
#Geese and ducks.
Why do you drag each other through the muck?
Geese and ducks.
Ducks and Geese.
It is time you make some peace.
.@CultOfQuack_
.@cultofgoose
.@IronDuckjcm
.@honkflap
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27 May 2023
.@elonmusk ,
Attention. This account called .@autismtec is quote tweeting you in an effort to get people to sign up for a 3-4 week stay at their place to "cure" autism.
I just thought you should know.
Cc @BadMedicalTakes
23 May 2023
"Experience total transformation in 4 weeks with Nada Yoga Care for Autism and disabilities! For more info, visit nadayogacare.com #Autism #Disabilities #NadaYogaCare"
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27 May 2023
To @AutismTec
What you are doing is offensive.
Please stop.
21 May 2023
"Experience total transformation in 4 weeks with Nada Yoga Care for Autism and disabilities! For more info, visit nadayogacare.com #Autism #Disabilities #NadaYogaCare"
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27 May 2023
.@autismtalknd
They want to elinate autism through yoga.
Sigh.
25 May 2023
More info you will get here nadayogacare.com
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27 May 2023
.@graberjason, this you???
27 May 2023
Baptist preacher Jason Graber says “And so there should be no excuse to not put these people (LGQBT & transgender) to death—no excuse whatsoever.”
If this preacher isn’t prosecuted for this Hate Crime, I seriously fear for the future of the U.S.! churchleaders.com/news/45147…
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Perplexed Hatchet *PARODY ACCOUNT retweeted
Thinking about that time I’m was so drunk I ate the paper plate
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Perplexed Hatchet *PARODY ACCOUNT retweeted
27 May 2023
Have they ever addressed maybe removing the giant sword from Kalimdor?
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Perplexed Hatchet *PARODY ACCOUNT retweeted
you are not your name
you are not your body
you are not your things
You are not finite
loneliness depends on acceptance
passion depends on dullness
You are sovereign
you ARE your ideas
you ARE your impacts
you ARE your influence
You are immortal
You have already affected me
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Perplexed Hatchet *PARODY ACCOUNT retweeted
26 May 2023
Does the Anti-Kickback Statute not apply to Supreme Court Justices, or do they just not know about it?🧐 I'm not a lawyer, but I know some of you people are.🐈
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Perplexed Hatchet *PARODY ACCOUNT retweeted
26 May 2023
If I say the average height of women is 5'4" it does not mean that the majority of women are 5'4". It's a number estimated from calculating the mean of the FULL SET of data points.
I should not have to explain this simple math to GCs.
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Perplexed Hatchet *PARODY ACCOUNT retweeted
4 Apr 2023
I don’t like to ask for help but here goes.
Is there anyone who knows someone in Orlando who can help handicap our bathroom because of my current situation with my legs well leg…. We need to open up the shower and handicap the bathroom.
Thank you very much. Don’t have a big budget based on the astronomical costs of this cancer.
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Perplexed Hatchet *PARODY ACCOUNT retweeted
26 May 2023
Anyone know an oral historian of Northampton Co North Carolina? I need to find family there.
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Perplexed Hatchet *PARODY ACCOUNT retweeted
25 May 2023
If you are unable to cover your basic living needs (food, shelter, etc), I invite you to share your links below.
Everyone else, if able, please help these folks.
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Perplexed Hatchet *PARODY ACCOUNT retweeted
25 May 2023
If I could get paid to give reasons why I couldn’t do jobs, I’d be rich
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25 May 2023
A gentle reminder dear #autistic friends that it is a #BadIdea to post your #AutismPapers to the internet.
Strangers who demand proof of your diagnosis ought not be dignified wit a response.
#NOTA is a complete sentence.
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