Sometimes I get bored and run marathons. In a complicated relationship with Archie Collins. Up the Posh x
Joined November 2010
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Gonna ask my missus to marry me in Swahili via Google Translate after seeing that somehow work for Ruffy
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‘Your opponent tonight is known for his durability’
What?? Chandler’s about as durable as my dead Nan
And that’s probably harsh on my Nan
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Michael Chandler is fucking awful how is he still in the UFC 😭😭
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HE’S DONE IT!!! 🤩
LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE BARCELONA-CATALUNYA GRAND PRIX!!! 🏆🎉
#F1 #BarcelonaGP
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From a Posh standpoint seeing a thousand angry Frenchman trying to queue for the LRE toilet would be mint
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Shut up you thick twat
🚨 NATIONAL STRIKE 🚨
JUST FOR ONE WEEK AND IT WILL BRING THIS GOVERNMENT DOWN
IT WILL SAVE OUR CHILDREN AND OUR COUNTRY
AGREE?…… YES OR NO?
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Your #ThreeLions ready for the @FIFAWorldCup 🏆
ALT England men's team have landed in Kansas City.
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Maybe the best goal scored against Posh I’ve seen live
Helluva strike
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This worldie by Patrick Bamford and this angle is simply disgusting.
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RUSSELL TAKES POLE IN BARCELONA!! 🇪🇸🎉
A MIGHTY LAP FROM GEORGE 💪
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Was 40/1 to get Pole btw 😭😭 Second for Hamilton is a fantastic Quali ffs. People are so miserable
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The 6-0 humbling when they play someone remotely decent is going to hit like crack
Jun 13
wow. that was borderline demolition by Team USA. This looks to be more fun than alot thought.
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32 year old man’s mum getting involved thinking she’s gonna make everything better 😭😭
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I was there when Jj lost that fight and l saw how upset he was. If they’ve been with him that long, they would have known that he’s a very sensitive guy. In my opinion, it was done on purpose to hurt him even more. That’s nasty 🤮
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Two kids fighting over a seat neither are going to win anyway?
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