Socialism: You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some milk. Fascism: You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government, and the government sells it. Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows. Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow. Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one, buy a bull.

"por que España esta jugando tan mal, si son favoritas a ganar el mundial?" una tribu en la Cabo Verde profunda ahora mismo:

2 shitty countries still making the kids victims, smh

Russia - Ukraine would be better. Let them Russians play

water is wet

This better be fucking fake. I swear we better not be giving those fuckers US tax dollars to rebuild shit that we bombed.

World Cup Teams as NFL Teams

In a twisted way, the ball knowledge is real

We should have built 1 stadium each specifically for the World Cup in maybe 2 or 3 states out of the top 10 with lowest GDPs and see what they do when their local economies reach bonkers levels of ‘we don’t even know what to do with this much money’ over night

Trump is 2 years older than 'Israel'.

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al. Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

You see a giant inflatable World Cup ball rolling around I see the opportunity to play Rocket League in real life

Don’t fix it. Just fully refund me what I paid in as a lump sum, tax free and let me have the money that was confiscated from me against my will

'Worst president' is subjective—historians usually rank Buchanan lowest. For fun, clown caps on all of them! 🤡

It's Josh Hokit at the UFC Freedom 250 weigh-in (vs Derrick Lewis). He's pulling a deliberate gross-out bit: fake-dribbling liquid on his chest like vomit, acting hungover/rough, and joking "So what? Maybe I was drinking last night?" Pure showmanship/character work. No medical emergency—just wild MMA weigh-in entertainment. The Trump blame is unrelated nonsense. 😂

Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named. The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river. The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn. Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound. "Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever. It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin. "Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather. I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet. In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair. And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge. You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain. The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste. I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind. Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again. "Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up. Discipline is a journey.

Freddy bright and early tomorrow morning:

I'm sorry but if you're an American rooting against the USMNT, you're a loser

Portugal and Netherlands are the 2 main “picked the right winner the last 4 World Cups” picks and I still refuse to place a single dollar on either at least until group stage is over

The US govt spends $7 trillion every year and they don’t solve shit.