standup comedian
Joined December 2020
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3 Feb 2025
2025: 'Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.' 'Then you ARE curtains. Let's change your details on the forms. What are your preferred pronouns?'
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1 Feb 2025
I'm celebrating #veganuary by not lifting a finger. Because I also haven't got the energy.
I'm only doing the parts of #veganuary I like this year: Feeling smug and telling everyone about it.
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31 Jan 2025
New porn site for Yorkshire men: Like fake taxi but it's a real taxi driver that drives a bloke to his destination and only charges 49p per mile.
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14 Dec 2024
a lovely lady waited to see me.
told me her son turned 40 and passed away unexpectedly and a week later her husband died too.
my show was the first time she'd laughed in over two years and she wanted to buy me a drink.
THIS is why I do what I do.....MILF pussy.
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29 Nov 2024
Gregg Wallace is in trouble because he made sexualised jokes and some comedians are gloating and celebrating?! You really are a strange bunch who clearly do not understand that you are on the same incinerator conveyor belt. #masterchef #greg #comedians
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2 Nov 2024
Stand up clip. A guy all the way from London to Sheffield on a first date 😱
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27 Oct 2024
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JoeZalias retweeted
6 Oct 2024
Far too many child psychologists would call this abuse instead of good parenting.
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12 Jan 2024
I just submitted "Where's The Money " to The White Rose International Film Festival via FilmFreeway.com! -
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9 Dec 2023
I've been back on here for the first time in about a year. I've rolled my eyes four times and said "Oh, do fuck off." Three times. See you again next year.
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9 Dec 2023
I'm on the lookout for a great script to EP and direct. I'm drawn to flawed and destructive lead characters riddled with internal conflict. Drama/horror or comedy. Feature or short (that could turn into a feature) considered. Please retweet/send out to writers you know 😘
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JoeZalias retweeted
18 May 2023
Please don’t forget that we have our ‘A Night of Comedy’ coming up on Saturday 27th May with the amazing @alxboardman, @ricky_balshaw, @simonlomas and @ZaliasJoe.
Please comment below if you would like any tickets reserving…
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JoeZalias retweeted
8 Apr 2023
Joyous night at @lastlaughcomedy tonight. @ZaliasJoe is the perfect MC. Other than @tobyfoster of course 😜. Nice to be back enjoying live comedy again. Get amongst it. lastlaughcomedy.co.uk
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4 Apr 2023
New headshots... So it you need an actor that looks exactly like this.. say hello
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4 Dec 2022
Amazing news! A Killer Outside was just selected by The Poppy Jasper International Film Festival via FilmFreeway.com!
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JoeZalias retweeted
11 Oct 2022
CHRISTMAS AT THE COMEDY SHOP
Open every Thurs, Fri & Sat in December…
3 fantastic comedians followed by our resident DJ playing classic party anthems ‘til late!
Join us for your Christmas get-together with family, friends and colleagues..
Book Here: bit.ly/3CgIr72
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6 Oct 2022
Comedians Lorelei Mathias Writer Dave Twentyman & Joe Zalias share their lived experience of ADHD at the 2023 Adults Virtual Conference Thursday Oct 20th 2pm-8pm £15
@LoreleiMathias @TwentymanDave @ZaliasJoe @StationAdhd ☂️
eventbrite.ie/e/adhd-and-ena…
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