Retired chef, bored with modern football, watching United home & Away before your grandads condom broke ๐Ÿšฎ#RedIssue #GlazersOut @TeslaEnergy

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You in the USA @7clarkyred ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿšฎ
Vroom vroom
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Pray for AC Milan ๐Ÿ™
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Ai can be great fun but X should be marking every Ai post before they are posted they have the capability @X
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Recent history being last season then ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿšฎ
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Replying to @Zar_RedIssue
In most recent history, Newcastle have won more than Man Utd ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
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Itโ€™d be quite novel if just one of these pundits called the football on show no better than you get on a park in the U.K. on a Sunday, absolute rip off from FIFA ๐Ÿšฎ
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Adolf Hitler is alive and well ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿšฎ
Elon Musk has become a trillionaire. If we confiscated just 15% of his wealth we could: clean up all the oceans, eliminate poverty, and literally make the world into a utopia. Instead he chooses to indulge in his phallic obsession with rockets and wants to build data centers in space. You cant even move electricity from space to earth. Dumbest idea ever. All the best, Wolfgang
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Few bigging up Scotland fans, like Newcastle they make a lot of noise and also like Newcastle they are terminal losers ๐Ÿšฎ
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Left slagging Elon Musk for being successful, what a bunch of freeloading losers they are ๐Ÿšฎ
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Rooney obviously on the ozempic then, and no doubt denying it ๐Ÿ’‰ ๐Ÿšฎ
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Zar retweeted
I will not be watching the World Cup Iโ€™m disgusted at the pricing, treatment of fans, playing the game in quarters & the offensive behemoth FIFA has become I know itโ€™s the pinnacle for players but as a fan Iโ€™ve never felt so distant Iโ€™m gonna enjoy the break
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World Cup fixtures look absolute pants, the only outstanding fixture is the France v France game on June 16th ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿšฎ
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Hey @DougStanhope your doppelgรคnger is in Cyprus ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿคฃ
Last night in Paralimni photo,we are homeward tomorrow night,thank you Cyprus,it's been a blast ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พโค๏ธ
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Had a couple of dead brains moaning about my On The Buses joke, what would todays soft arses made of Red Issue ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿšฎ
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Is she auditioning for the remake of On The Buses ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿšฎ
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So the guy who killed Nowak is British because he was born here ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿšฎ
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We need people like @elonmusk to undermine the frauds that are in government, Starmer is a traitor to his own country ๐Ÿšฎ
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I presume the @premierleague will be recommending players take the knee for Henry Nowak next season ๐Ÿค”
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Arsenal donating used socks to a horse & donkey sanctuary, you couldnโ€™t make this shit up if you tried ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿšฎ
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Meanwhile on a plane back from Budapest ๐Ÿ๐Ÿšฎ @piersmorgan
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Iโ€™m sure Brian McClair had a smile when Gabriel put his penalty over the bar,โ€ฆ.if you know, you know ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿšฎ
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