more of a reply guy because my ops are bad

Joined February 2015
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Commenting “You win the internet!” on pornhub videos
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Elon Musk doesn't "have" a trillion dollars. It's just market cap on paper. He can't spend it. If he tried to sell his SpaceX stock, he would get much, much less for it. Market cap is pretty pointless if only 5% of a company is traded.
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I played tickle football in high school
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Watching the Martin Short documentary because he’s literally the funniest person alive
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What's happening in LA is extremely abnormal. How did Spencer Pratt go from a 77% chance of advancing to now a 0.5% chance? California is now blocking the Feds from checking into the election. Prior to the election in May, Governor Newsom signed SB 73. This law, effective immediately before the June 2 primary, prohibits unauthorized access, disruption, modification, or seizure of voter rolls, voter lists, or certified voting technology by law enforcement (including federal agents) without a court order or specific state election law investigation. GIVE THE PEOPLE TRANSPARENCY
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Dumb as Fuck, but Also Stupid as Shit retweeted
My family asks for nothing more than a chance to survive and live with dignity—a life filled with safety, peace, and stability. We extend our hands to you in a plea for help; please do not leave us alone amid this destruction and suffering. Please💔🙏 chuffed.org/project/176391
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Dumb as Fuck, but Also Stupid as Shit retweeted
❗️Emergency❗️ My mother has just come out of a 3 hour surgery to remove a uterine mass and has needed 6 units of blood due to bleeding. We urgently need clotting injections medical tests and blood bank replacement The cost is $600 Please there is no time chuffed.org/project/019dbc9c…
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Dumb as Fuck, but Also Stupid as Shit retweeted
My mother, who is injured in Gaza, needs help. I have repeatedly appealed to kind-hearted people, but I haven't been able to secure what she needs for her treatment. I implore you to stand with us in this difficult time; every bit of support can make a difference and save a life
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Playing those LinkedIn games to learn the obvious
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Currently intoxicated on alcohol and watching JOEmerican Idol (highly recommend) #JOEmericanIdol
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Thank You Elon!
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I wish I was a credulous halfwit so I could believe this was real
Plans released for a $16 billion mile-long ship capable of carrying 80,000 people. The 'Freedom Ship' would be home to about 50,000 people, with space for 10,000 tourists and 20,000 crew members. "The Freedom Ship is envisioned as a permanently mobile city at sea designed for long-term residence rather than short-term travel," the company says. The ship would be about 8 times the size of the current largest ship in the world, the Royal Caribbean’s Icon of the Seas. The plans include a 15,000-seat stadium, schools, colleges, shops, clubs, a water park, a music hall, museums, parks, and more. The ship, which would run on nuclear, would be too large to dock and would remain in international waters. Freedom Cruise International says it would go around the world every two to three years. Insane.
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Dumb as Fuck, but Also Stupid as Shit retweeted
💔 My baby urgently needs milk and diapers. @BulentY_ @bintalshamsa @burak_turna Any support, no matter how small, can help provide her basic needs and make a real difference. 🙏 The donation link. 🇵🇸 chuffed.org/project/019dd4d5…
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I love hearing about AI during company meetings :) Definitely doesn’t make me want to kms or someone else :)
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Dumb as Fuck, but Also Stupid as Shit retweeted
Mr Beast getting killed painting (2023)
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Bank was playing “Gettin Jiggy Wit It” in the lobby
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Dumb as Fuck, but Also Stupid as Shit retweeted
My brother Rami urgently needs surgery abroad after being diagnosed with deterioration in his pelvic bones. The operation costs $2,000, which is beyond our ability in these circumstances. I appeal to all of you to help us. chuffed.org/project/019dbc9c…
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You see this @SweatieAngle ?
no Schindler’s List leggings?
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