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Feb 1
me waving off the bouncer after I find the guy that's been fast passing jelly roll on touch tunes
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I unironically find any sale lower than 50% to be an insult "10% off!" Go fuck yourself
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Found one of these figures loose in a thrift store today. Doubt its worth even a fraction of a new in box one so i didnt pick it up.
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It is literally cheaper to buy new in box bakugan than loose used bakugan
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There isn't one singular good reason too keep elon alive. His trillions is effectively meaningless since he's not gonna do anything of meaningful value with it. When he passes the trillions will finally have meaning
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"But tesla, but space-x" both of those things would eventually still exist without him and the jobs they make don't outway the damage he does
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If I had a nickel for every time a Cleveland sports team traded their young inured franchise player for an aging star player who immediately got into legal trouble. I'd have 2 nickels.
James Harden was reportedly arrested early Saturday morning and charged with the “unlawful carrying of weapons,” via @TMZ.
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darius would never
BREAKING: James Harden was arrested early Saturday morning and charged with the unlawful carrying of weapons, per @TMZ
(h/t @BASKETBALLonX )
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When you're going 5 over the speed limit and you see the car behind you switch lanes in an attempt to pass you only to get stuck behind a slower driver.
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Shaq also offered an 18 year old millions of dollars to take her v-card. Stop asking him things
Shaq says he would draft LeBron over Kobe to start a franchise
“I’d probably go with [LeBron James] because Bron — and I know this is a Kobe [Bryant] comparison — Bron had it when he came in. It took Kobe two or three years to get it. Bron had it when he came in, so I’d probably go with Bron.”
(Via nypost.com/2026/06/12/sports…)
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I dont watch dating shows because I'm better than everyone, but when Love is blind came to ohio I looked at the line up to see if i knew anyone. I have never seen anyone look more evil than the contestants on that show. They all have fake jobs too.
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Lin is too nice. If I were him I'd say "you couldve not hated me and pushed me out just because I drew some attention away from you"
Jun 13
Melo asking Jeremy Lin what he could have done better as a teammate on the Knicks.
Melo: "Was there something that you would have loved to see differently from me as your teammate in those moments?"
Lin: "When I was trying to come back to the playoffs against the Miami Heat, like I wasn't ready to play."
"And I get crushed in the media. And I was like Melo I wish that you were one of the vets at least that came out and like back me up a little bit cause I was hellbent on trying to play that series."
@carmeloanthony @JLin7 @7PMinBrooklyn
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Maybe you don't understand what I'm going through
It's only me
What you got to lose?
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Making fun of someone who's parents didn't let them watch spongebob is ableist
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Remember when everyone acted like watching it triggered their made up ptsd from lockdown
Jun 13
the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art
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Jun 13
Test your fucking coke guys
Gene Shalit, Longtime 'Today Show' Film Critic, Dies at 100 variety.com/2026/tv/news/gen…
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98 more to go
Jun 10
Seemingly out of nowhere I have the desire to possess 100 bakugan
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Jun 13
Just found out the brand of powertools is being discontinued. Fuck my chud life
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