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This is @wicknellchivayo Chishawasha’s home…
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Elon Musk becomes the world’s first trillionaire in $USD terms
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*trillioniare
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Why the rich always remain rich…. Who are the biggest winners of SpaceX's upcoming $1.75T IPO? > Elon Musk (founder) invested $100M in 2002, owns 42% = $735B. > Founders Fund (Peter Thiel), invested $20M in 2008, owns 1.5% - 3% = $26.25B – $52.5B. > Valor Equity Partners, invested $76M in 2008, owns 1.3% = $22.75B. > Alphabet (Google), invested $900M in 2015, owns 6% - 7% = $105B – $122.5B. > Fidelity Investments, invested $100M in 2015, owns 2% - 3% = $35B – $52.5B. > Baillie Gifford, invested $273M in 2018, owns 1% - 1.5% = $17.5B – $26.25B. > Bank of America, invested $250M in 2018, owns 0.5% - 0.8% = $8.75B – $14B. > The Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan, invested $220M in 2019, owns 0.67% = $11.7B. > Andreessen Horowitz (a16z), invested $750M in 2023, owns 0.5% = $8.75B. Incredible returns for every investor.
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20,000 Vapotsori gathered today to welcome Chivayo and his US$34m private jet…
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For me it’s the camera tied with a string Kiki
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“Whatever it is you lost I will give you back all and double it” Job 42:10
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CJ Malaba (Rtd 21) might have saved Mnangagwa but constitutionally, he never served him. That’s why the sight of him receiving a thank-you or service gift is deeply worrisome. Justices are paid from the common purse and not from a politician’s back pocket. That’s an inflexible tenet to be jealously guarded to the last lawyer standing. The gift is however, legally significant in that it retrospectively taints every pronouncement that has ever been made by Malaba for the benefit of Mnangagwa. That is how the law on bias operates. A court order tainted by bias will at the application of a concerned party be set aside, whatever the consequences. Bias, just like fraud, unravels everything.
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A HERO’S WELCOME…It was a pleasure to welcome Citizens’ Hero, Godfrey Karembera, affectionately known as Madzibaba veShanduko and family, to our offices in Harare. A loyal, committed, and dedicated cadre, he remains steadfast and determined in the pursuit of a New Great Zimbabwe within our lifetime. We extend our profound appreciation to the Citizens Welfare Bureau and to all the citizens who supported and contributed to his family’s welfare throughout this difficult period of persecution. Your solidarity and generosity have been truly inspiring. The citizens are organizing.#Chapwati #NewGreatZimbabwe
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This is leadership! In Kwachustan:, a ruler seizes power through a coup after claiming the President is surrounded by criminals, then surrounds himself with the world’s biggest criminals. As if that were not enough, he tramples on the constitution he swore with a Bible to uphold and now pretends 99% of the population wants him to extend his term. #NoToCAB3
BREAKING: Mahama rejects third-term push at closed-door meeting with NDC elders
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I get nasty comments every time I post about Jesus. So because I don’t care, I will post it again. Jesus is Lord and King!
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Please read the rise and fall of Isabel Dos Santos. Wicknell and Kuda’s wealth combined haisati yasvika pakasvika Isabel… Never count riches acquired through proximity to political power - Moto wemapepa…..Isabel at least was humble about her ill-gotten wealth - Ava vanoti kuba, voti pride…while at it, read Proverbs 16:28… Happy Sunday!
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Don’t get too carried away young man . Read about Isabel Dos Santos - mese naKuda combined hamusati maita mari kusvika pana Isabel - she has been stripped to the last chipeneti. Never count wealth acquired through proximity to political power - moto wemapepa. BE GUIDED ACCORDINGLY!
EMPTY VESSELS MAKING THE LOUDEST NOISE...🙄🥱🤦🏽‍♂️ Constantly coming across Rutendo’s DESPERATE and BITTER rants about his IMAGINARY fall out with Kuda, or his ASSUMPTION that he holds superior opinions on CAB3 or let alone his WISHFUL THINKING that he has some hold over POLITICAL power is really NAUSEATING!! Its high time you get out of this WHIMSICAL dream and accept the reality that not every BILLIONAIRE can't be extorted, especially through social media. Only a HALF-WITTED person can make the assumption that the RICHEST man in Zimbabwe who owns majority shares in multiple LISTED-COMPANIES across the WORLD and who can see any HEAD OF STATE in Africa without an appointment, can stoop so low to try and “negotiate” with someone who has no other ABILITY than to speak ENGLISH on social media. Its rather unfortunate, if not IDIOTIC to peddle the falsehood that such ACCOMPLISHED businesspeople like Kuda, who is my ROLE MODEL, would waste the little time he has in between closing BIG DEALS to try and send ‘emissaries’ to negotiate with you 🤣🤣🤣. Don’t think too highly of yourself YOUNG MAN. The sooner you WAKE UP from this fallacy, the BETTER for you. If you disagree with Kuda or EVERY OTHER reasonable Zimbabwean on #CAB3, that is fine. You are at LIBERTY not to share the same views with the majority. However, the BUCK does not STOP with you !!! Zimbabweans have OVERWHELMINGLY supported the Bill judging from the PUBLIC CONSULTATION process, and it is now up to PARLIAMENT, not a useless “Rutendo” somewhere in Johannesburg, or some relevance-seeking JOUNALISTS who assume they suddenly know the Zimbabwean CONSTITUTION more than anyone else. The REALITY is that if the MPs approve #CAB3, President Mnangagwa will INEVITABLY sign it into LAW, which binds everyone, including YOU. If by some STRETCH OF IMAGINATION, the Bill is not supported in Parliament, the MASSES will still overwhelmingly vote in FAVOUR of it in a referendum because ZANU-PF is a PEOPLE’S PARTY ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽…I need not however remind you who has a 2/3 MAJORITY in Parliament, so you can judge the outcome by yourself. Your ILLUSION that people being ‘sent’ by Kuda are calling you, is LAUGHABLE🤣. Who is calling you? USAZVIFONERE iwe SMALL BOY ! Don’t waste EVERYONE’S time fabricating relevance which you dont have…or perhaps hardly left with. #CAB3 is a NATIONAL issue which enjoys the FULL SUPPORT of the PRESIDIUM, Cabinet and the MASSES. Don’t use the BILL to spur controversy to EXTORT a living out of ACCOMPLISHED people like KUDA. Whatever noise you make, no matter how loud your BARKS 🐕 may become, the fate of #CAB3 is NOT in your hands and your manufactured controversies. Your EXTORTIONATE mentality will never earn you a CENT. Please BE GUIDED ACCORDINGLY !!! #CAB_3 #Vision_2030 #ED_Huchi🦁🐊🐊🐊 #ZANU_PF✊🏽
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Shabbat shalom!
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