he/him ~ 18 ~ The Gnar Mid guy ~ C2 Rocket League ~ Gang Beasts Speedrunner/mod ~ P Random ~ mnk osu! casual ~ Spicy memes ~ Discord @ zimg
Joined September 2018
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Cuck porn never made sense to me cause ur watching another dude watch another dude fuck his wife
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Dont delete that tweet...This is twitter, Not quitter
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I'm telling my kids this was the World Cup
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This is so funny to me, thank you everyone for humoring this silly moment from so long ago all this time
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whenever I can’t think of a way to reply to someone I get so sad like😢I wanan reply😢😢😢plz..I jst don’t know what to say..
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On a first date, we scheduled going for a walk around the lake. I paid my 7-year old cousin £10 to fall in the pond and I would save him as a bystander. Six years later, we're getting married and the little twat is extorting me out of £10 a week to keep my cover and not come.
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Complex gun spinning mechanic where you have to hit a rhythm to properly spin it, the timing is unique to each gun, and failing to maintain a 5 second rhythm on the sawed-off lever shotgun breaks your fingers.
0% tactical combat advantage, 100% audio-visual dopamine dispenser.
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I think with like, 6 out of 10 cases, replacing sprint with button to spin your gun or something would have the exact same effect on the players brain
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online shooters like Battlefield and Halo provided a certain unique experience where you can get into a vehicle with someone and it turns out they're the most psychotic person alive
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a male customer in our drive thru asked for my # and i said “oh- i’m into girls only” and he says so nicely “right on, happy pride then” and i go “yeah you too ☺️” out of instinct and he just looks at me 🤨 before driving off 😭😭
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If we apologized to children more, we would have more adults that accept accountability for their actions.
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What's a hill you'll die on?
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chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u
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