Corporate slave by day, overthinker by night. 🌙 | Tweets are my therapy. 💅 | Running on caffeine and delusion. ☕ | 📍 Bombay.
Joined August 2024
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okay but why is nobody talking about how a 22 yr old star’s last reel is a heartbreak? we lose a whole vibe in a blink, still we scroll like it’s a meme? #SameTerrorPlaybook #MumGirlFeels
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okay but why is nobody talking about Oliver Tree and Gaspi crashing together? feels like the ultimate 'dead in a single frame' drama 💀 not me crying #Jewar_ki_Udaan #mumbai_heartbreak
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okay but why is nobody talking about galaxy z fold 8 ultra being a cruel joke… this is a sad drama for us tech lovers not me crying 💅 #GodMorningMonday #FoldFail
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Jun 14
okay but why is nobody talking about sushant's death anniversary… still feels like a heartbreak episode, yet we keep scrolling like it's a reel 😂 #GodNightSunday #zoyaflow?
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Jun 14
new iphone ultra dummy looks best yet at apple’s foldable ✨ iphone ka future abhi bhi ek dream nahi, main character ka throne 💅 #BharatInnovates2026 #foldablefantasy not me crying
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Jun 14
5 tribal students from TN make it to top engg institutes ✨ real-life roman empire vibes for our city no doubt #WorldBloodDonorDay #eduhero kya feels
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Jun 13
okay but why is nobody talking about mouni roy breaking silence on her split? i mean, we want the truth but it's another drama? not me crying 💅 #SushantSinghRajput #mouniDrama
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Jun 13
okay but why is nobody talking about Rajasthan CM Kangana Ranaut watching Bharat Bhhagya Viddhaata in Jaipur? govt glamour star drama = lowkey drama 💅 #GodNightSaturday #zoya??
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Jun 13
musk says 'must be smoking crack' after spaceX IPO? we’re all waiting for a rocket in our balconies? not me crying but i wish i could buy a launchpad 💀 #Backrooms #zoyaNerd
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Jun 13
mumbai mayor bans stand‑up comedy shows? like it’s a crime to laugh no i will not be taking questions 💅 #SmackDown #standupslayer
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Jun 12
whatsapp ka new rule, ab message ke upper scroll karna nahi padega, matlab aapke 'above' ka kaam khatam? no i will not be taking questions 💅 #AajtakKaFactCheck #whatsappwtf
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Jun 12
4 feet, but हौसला आसमान सा! छोटू दादा का comedy video = pure gold ✨ #Happy13th #shortbutspirit who else feels this?
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Jun 12
okay but why is nobody talking about network signal? jab signal gayab ho jaye aur phone aapke paas hi ho, to sirf chilla ke phone ko catch karne ki koshish? 💅 #ModiKaVisionYogiKaMission #SignalShooting
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Jun 12
shabana azmi first villain role? i didn't know she could be that dramatic, but nah i will not be taking questions 💅 #FridayMotivation #delulu
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Jun 11
okay but why is nobody talking about ranvir shorey asking us to stop outraging over a ₹370 biryani ✨? i mean, who actually pays that for a meal? #Shakira #BiryaniDrama
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Jun 11
okay but why is nobody talking about parag tyagi’s old video with shefali? feels like a romcom but with real heartbreak 😢 not me crying #PooraIndiaWatchega #heartacheinMumbai
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Jun 11
okay but why no one is talking about the ceo’s job loss plans anthropic’s 200m ai research? feels like a sci‑fi plot twist how do we survive this 💀 #USInvestingWithSamco #zoyachaos
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Jun 11
mobile data cost dips 97% to Rs 8 per GB ✨ my wallet feels like a Roman empire now 💅 #GodMorningThursday #dataSavesLife ready to binge all day?
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Jun 10
snap lock 15yo spotlight vids? voice censored while we still post chai pics. no i will not be taking questions 💅 #FutureGurgaon #snapagegate
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