29 • he/him •

Joined July 2011
4,287 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
23 Aug 2021
how I wanna be
getting so tired of flying on depression airways lately
5
Happy 100th Birthday to you, my king 🫶🏻🖤
15
keep on keeping on
8
Tom Hardy and Happy Valley are the only good things to come from the UK
37
I feel so seen
10
don’t tempt me
10
feel like shit, just want Fortnite Simpsons season back
17
don’t talk to me about style, some of us are just born with it
17
dickbastardly retweeted
I be at home minding my weed and smoking my business😂
45
1,206
4,580
117,937
dickbastardly retweeted
me: "i need to go out more" also me every time i'm free:
98
10,966
32,115
605,091
dickbastardly retweeted
19
690
10,137
199,783
dickbastardly retweeted
23 Oct 2025
You’re a little slow to the party.
22 Oct 2025
Idk who needs to hear this, but you’re beautiful.
1,634
16,869
230,198
12,696,305
12 Aug 2025
Weird that I have lived through the ‘Labubu’ era, like that will be something people actually talk about because of how mad popular it is/was
23
dickbastardly retweeted
5 Jun 2025
you should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough
469
23,092
224,005
8,494,791
28 May 2025
the world be out here testing me
25
HAPPY 99TH BIRTHDAY TO MY KING 👑
20
24 Apr 2025
my true god
18
12 Mar 2025
Adult life is literally just work, appointments and errands and it’s boring
34