i’ll leave when i wanna
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Jun 11
“Rob Sand is not a moderate” and it’s one of the strongest bipartisan non-issues you can have an opinion on in 2026 (and it’s a tweet from 3 years ago anyway lol).
Jun 10
Rob Sand is not a moderate.
It would be a shame if this went viral.
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Jun 11
There are plenty of hateful people out there who loudly hate Pride Month, but how weak is your messaging if you try to label someone "radically left" for supporting something 90% of Americans support lmao. I know more conservative Iowans who truly DNGAF about Pride than do.
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Jun 10
"Expectations" for ISU should be taken with a fraction of a grain of salt, but SP projections seem like a very reasonable place to start:
—42.3% chance at 6 wins
—3.2 Big 12 wins
—14th out of 16 finish in the Big 12
Hopeful/gut prediction: 6-6 (4-5 Big 12) and t-9 in Big 12
Jun 10
* Tech would've been favored w/o Sorsby
* Bad news for BYU: I like BYU
* Do new coordinators ruin Dampier or fix Avery Johnson?
* How the hell do you project OSU?
* Favorite dark(ish) horse: Arizona, TCU, Houston or ASU? (I lean UH)
2026 BIG 12 PREVIEW: espn.com/college-football/st…
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Jun 8
By the way, I don't hate Sorsby. He did something clearly against the rules and shouldn't be eligible to play, but the gambling issue feels like a smoke alarm chirping while the building is already engulfed in flames. I miss when college sports played out like NCAA Football 14.
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Jun 8
After a decade of being very online on Cyclone Twitter, this offseason has been a complete reset for me. The Sorsby news only reinforces my apathy toward college sports.
I still love ISU football, but this fall I’m measuring Saturdays by the tailgates and people, nothing else.
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Jun 6
Our house now has 10 more pounds of candy than it did this morning.
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Jun 6
If they could make a pill that is as effective as beers around a bonfire with good friends you haven’t seen in a long time, I’d live forever.
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Jun 3
Republican nominee in the state controlled by Republicans for 20 years:
Zach Lahn is speaking to supporters in WDM. Lahn says he ran because “I fear every day we are losing the Iowa we love.”
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Jun 2
Niang, McCarney, Hali, and Jantz would be the most competitive, shit-talking-est party group possible. No balance whatsoever, but it would be a blast.
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May 29
I would argue the proteinification of every food on grocery shelves has probably done more damage to the American beef industry than any perceived "war on protein" that never existed in the first place.
May 28
It's #NationalBurgerDay. The war on protein is over, and REAL American beef is back on the menu.
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May 27
May 27
BREAKING🚨
For the first time since 2016, the Cy-Hawk game will be played under the lights at Kinnick Stadium.
The September 12th game is set for a 6:30pm kick on NBC.
Iowa won 42-3 in the '16 meeting at Kinnick.
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May 27
last thing I remember about that game was seeing the bottom of a Busch Light pitcher at Es Tas as we were down 28-3 at halftime
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May 26
if Momcilovic ends up at Arizona I will live stream my dismembering by tying ropes to my limbs and having two friends with f150s floor it in opposite directions
May 26
A new suitor in the mix for Milan Momcilovic? 👀
"The team trying to gain ground, per my sources, is Arizona. And a big part of that is they believe they're going to lose Koa Peat" - @GoodmanHoops
After Dark is LIVE ⬇️
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May 26
You gotta embrace long weekends that make going back to work so hard.
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May 25
Today feels like The Band Camino and some Busch Lights.
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May 21
-12.5 is the largest spread in the CyHawk since the last time ISU had a coaching change (-15.5 in 2016; Iowa won by 39).
In the Ferentz era (since 1999), Iowa is 5-3 in the CyHawk when favored by double digits. HOWEVER, they are just 2-6 ATS in those games. Bet Iowa SU, ISU ATS.
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May 21
I will not be betting either of those, by the way. Why? Because the under is 7-0 in CyHawk games Iowa is a double-digit favorite since O/Us have been tracked since 2005. BET YA HOUSE.
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May 18
May 18
Jimmy Rogers shares that running back Saladadin Allah will miss the 2026 season with an Achilles injury.
He adds that they are looking in the portal to add depth.
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