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If Faith Odhiambo decides to run for the Nairobi Senator seat, Jalang’o should start dusting off his CV for Radio Jambo and Kiss FM.
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Your wife sahii anatamani Monday ifike haraka apatane na office husband amshike haga kwa lonely corridor ya accounts dept. ju umekataa kutoka kwa nyumba na short yako ya gor mahia,,,,she settled for you ju miaka ilikuwa imesonga
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Theeka Theeka Theeka! Kwani hamjui jokes?! All love guys! Tupatane round 2!
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Hi @osumo_brad , I’m Gachie Patrick. A farmer & entrepreneur supplying quality,well -dried onions 🧅 . This hustle Supports me through school and I take pride in farming ,producing and delivering fresh onions . Im kindly request the chance to supply your hotel just once .
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I will admit that i didn't know much about Christos Tzolis, But if Arteta wants him at Arsenal, then he is a potential Ballon D'or winner🙂
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In fact I’m going out to celebrate again. 😊
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Kenya has never received 2 red cards in a single match at the WC
Replying to @WelBeast
Keyboard warrior for nothing. Your Kenya Senior Football team has never qualified for the world cup. South Africa has been at the FIFA world cup four times.
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Nairobi is draining. But it is an addictive city. It creates opportunities but more often than not, an illusion of opportunities. So, you keep moving. And a moving man, will meet his luck.
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0 years. 0 months. 3 weeks and 0 days.
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I've been a marketer for SaaS here in Kenya I can tell you this confidently. Kenyans don't pay for shit! As soon as we laauched, Wakenya walikua wanaingia kwa platform na emails tano tano 🤣🤣🤣
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The South African goalkeeper seems to be in a hurry to go back home to protect his job.
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I’m selling my baby girl 😭 if you know anybody that might be interested in Ke or Tz. It’s a Tanzania plate. Peugeot 207CC. Taking USD, KSH or TSH. € ni sawa pia.
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I'm not opening my mouth to pronounce Carrefour as "kafoo" I'll kariffour" you mpaka utiii, carre gani?
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Fun fact. For the 1966 World Cup, England debated denying visas for North Korea. FIFA responded that if any players from any teams were denied visas,they would relocate the World Cup, even at the last minute.
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State House spent about Sh2.5 billion in just 6 weeks of FY2025/26, according to CoB. Here is how: — Jan 19: Sh353 million — Jan 30: Sh380 million — Feb 5: Sh396 million — Feb 11: Sh258 million — Feb 19: Sh291 million — Feb 26: Sh390 million — Feb 27: Sh381.8 million
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finally a colour I know
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Ni kama tumepatikana?
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Nini hukuwa mbaya na those places where really nice apartments are really cheap? Kama Juja Darasha ni wapi na mbona nice one bedrooms ni 8k?😂😂💀
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Fucking hell. I’ve mistakenly sent someone an amount equal to my Mpesa PIN. AGAIN😭😭
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