⚕️ | macho nne | whoever has my voodoo doll please snap my neck 😐
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29 Oct 2018
maybe we should try killing one bird with two stones for a change.. 😐
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I say them one by one..
Ffs say your number as
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Wtf is 0720 123 456?
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found myself alive again and with an erect phallus, that's a good sign
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they’re not making it past the group stage, how do you have a starting 11 of injured players😭
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Jun 12
Just discovered my Marxist professor has a side hustle as a landlord
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You can deactivate, be mysterious, quit alcohol and still fail to achieve anything.
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Jun 12
WACHA NIKUIBIE SIRI YA VITUNGUU...
Jun 12
Kujieni vitunguu wadau.
Ksh. 90 per KG and 10 bob off if you take 15kgs and above.
RT WIDELY.
My buyer is on your TL.
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Jun 12
Baby formula is used to cut meth, coke and heroin. Labda ni Walter White anakufungia jicho mrembo. Let him cook.
Unanifungia macho na ukona containers tatu za NAN kwa trolley ? Men are so fucking weird 😭
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Jun 13
"Waky waky" kwani tuko nickelodeon. Vijana wanaeza kuharibia siku
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Lmaoo 💀
7 Apr 2024
unarushia your corporate baddie a philosophical conundrum in the morning to challenge her mind na office husband anamuuliza "leo unavaa thong ama unakam ukiwa commando"
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Jun 12
my neighbour bought a guitar, and now every night we are subjected to complimentary soundtracks of missed notes and misplaced confidence
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i've seen Nairobi at it's roughest growing up, but somehow the city feels more frightening now than it ever did back then
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Jun 11
i love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing😂😂😂
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Jun 10
6 kids before your medulla fully oblongatas is crazy.
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Jun 10
why tf are boobs so attractive
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