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Irum Jelani @_ButterScotch_7

humorist 🧸🧸, Poetry lover, Freelancer and cricket 🏏 lover πŸ’«

Joined December 2023
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Irum Jelani@_ButterScotch_7
9 Mar 2025
Everyone around me at 22: Engaged, married or having kids. Me: still watching cartoons.
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It's my birthday today and I really don't know 😭
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Treat your girls like princess.
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The easiest way to see a man's true colors is to say "no" to what he wants.
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I never played with anyone but why everyone played with me?
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You think you can handle my anger issues even you can't handle my silence.
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You are the one whom I love but you roast me.
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Men can't handle headache, They even think they can handle period pain. Useless 🀦
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Me: I'll not pay the bill. Waiter: why not? You ordered 42 coffees. Me: I said, 4 tea, 2 coffees.🀦
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Can I get 100 Gn or not?
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You are someone's wish and someone's toy my sweetheart.
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If we delete relatives from our lives, we can be happy. Is it true?
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Why Grok 3 is overrated?
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Which life is good? Single or married
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Can I get 100 GM on this post?
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Do you have a crush on someone?
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Do you like someone?
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Who named you?
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I'll sign with led pencil ✏️ on marriage certificate because if I don't like the groom I can erase it.πŸ˜‰
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Call me immature but I've never seen an ambulance refuel at a petrol-pump.
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