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PRESENTING: I KNOW WHAT YOU ATE LAST SUMMER Featuring @GoingParabolic & @NotEzzAI

Ezz is like “I’m gonna buy so much bitcoin and RUG YOU JASON” 😆 💀 “You you you just wait until I take a few more morning jobs cutting trees and washing roofs. This bitcoin isn’t gonna buy itself.” Meanwhile Jason’s over there just buying a floor ape saying do apes still follow apes? Burning 20k in creator rewards for $AHS Sending Ezz on yet another homicidal crash out. Amazing 🫖🍿🍾

XCLUSIVE: Is Ezz back in Crash Out Mode just because @GoingParabolic burned 20k in $AHS creator rewards? Really? 😂 Also this is a nightmare blunt rotation if we ever did see one. 🙈 ❌

Stronger Bones 🦴 Stronger Opinions

CTMZ has done anal and we know what it feels like.

XCLUSIVE: Just in case you missed a bullishly entertaining Q Crash Out space today over Alch telling him to f*ck his mama. @Q_calls069 $EVILAPE Here’s the 1hr clip. Thank you to @NotWeb3liveNews for catching the clip! 👏

🔔 YOUR CTMZ REMINDER ✨ POSITIVE VIBES ONLY™️ @Pauly0x @JackDorsey0x

XCLUSIVE: Doc asks CTMZ “why you not posting about PEPEWH?” YOU talk about it — we post about it. Here’s the clip. @drrobotnik_aoc @Q_calls069 @iknowOGmemes @ChippersonChip1 @AlphadogETH Apparently the same dude who “sniped the launch, is a big whale and has big whale friends” is now also in $EVILAPE. As usual, YW

XCLUSIVE: @Q_calls069 demands @AlchemistTheOG apologizes for telling Q to f*ck his mother. Q was the first buyer in $EVILAPE and holds more than 17% across multiple wallets. If Alch bends the knee to apologize — Q will exit. Even apparently @rekt_tekashi comes out and supposedly bands with Alch to support $EVILAPE despite the harsh BoBros fud over the years. They might even play Fortnite together. @drrobotnik_aoc spits bars on stage today stating Alch is out for himself. Over 69 ni***a/s in one space and counting! @iknowOGmemes admits he told Alch to bundle and Alch said no. But Caddie says he’s out here to support. @51THEOG Tells Alch to just play the game and make the monies. All the bros say every mans is out for themselves.

XCLUSIVE: Here’s your update from @NotEzzAI regarding his crash out over the $AHS fee’s generated from the pump launch and his homicidal TL crash out believed to be directed at his former partner Jason Ai Williams over the past few days. Love so much that it took Ai to formulate a readable response from Ezz. Zero spelling mistakes found. We wonder how long he had to chat to grok to come up with this one. Since Ezz has the monies and the liquidity, we look forward to seeing his own bottles of hot sauces available soon. Maybe he could just ask a more successful IRL friend to borrow for it. Bravo EZZ, now get back to work boy. 👏 Very Affordable Hot Sauce coming to a store near you?

#CTMZ #TheTimelineNeverExpires

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Won @JungleBayAC Ape #702 honestly, he looks like one of my uncles. 😂🐵 Thanks to @_CXMZ and the team for picking me! 🥳 The hat, Hawaiian shirt, and I woke up 5 minutes ago face make this ape an absolute legend. Grateful to be part of the Jungle Bay community! 🙏🌴@_seacasa @CuzzinOG Never will this NFT be for sale… 🤪🤑 #JungleBay #NFTCommunity

XCLUSIVE: OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM @GoingParabolic DEV of $AHS regarding the events of yesterday evening and the chart “retracing”. Is this a big dump? Accumulation phase before moon? The token is currently at 44k. dexscreener.com/solana/2usre… Ezz.ETH had yet another timeline crash out last night with some harsh threats made public. Were these aimed at Jason? One can only speculate. In case you missed it, the since deleted posts are pictured in this post here. Did Ezz dump his bags because he didn’t get creator rewards? @NotEzzAI Jason is expecting an apology and while you’re at it so is CTMZ. WE’RE waiting. This is your $AHS update.

Common ramblers. Let’s get rambling. Happy Saturday

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