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6 Nov 2024
If America coordinated to make an unsolicited dick pick, this would be the results
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5 Nov 2024
My friend, if you had put God first, you wouldn't have taken that welfare money to build a volleyball arena at your daughter's college.
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5 Nov 2024
Of course
Why would they do anything
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Team is perfect as is, I see no reason to add or subtract
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5 Nov 2024
Brett Favre is voting because he’s interested in the welfare of the American people
Learn more by googling Brett Favre welfare
5 Nov 2024
Packers fans in Wisconsin: Are you with me? I need y’all to get out and vote for President Donald J. Trump today. It’s time to save America! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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5 Nov 2024
Free agent hitters tier list
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Yeah I hope you're indicted for fraud too
4 Nov 2024
Tick, tick…
I really hope our country goes in the right direction tomorrow. 🇺🇸
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4 Nov 2024
What is the longest MLB game you’ve attended?
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4 Nov 2024
Remaining schedule looks like this:
@ Rams (4-4)
vs. Raiders (2-7)
vs. Patriots (2-7)
@ Packers (6-3)
vs. Jets (3-6)
@ Texans (6-3)
vs. 49ers (4-4)
@ Browns (2-7)
@ Jets (3-6)
I'm not saying it's impossible, there are some winnable games, but goddamn
3 Nov 2024
Tua postgame: “We’re worried about the next opponent. We aren’t worried about playoffs. We’re trying to win out. #finsup
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4 Nov 2024
Raiders, Patriots, Jets (x2), Browns... Those are games the Dolphins could very easily win
But man, rattling off nine straight wins — especially when they're already just three losses away from a losing season — is asking an awful lot
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Well I suppose that's a wrap on 2025 too, gang
4 Nov 2024
As agent Drew Rosenhaus said on his weekly WSVN-7 segment tonight, Dolphins have been aggressive and making calls to try to add players the past 3 weeks and are NOT expected to trade any of their top players and have NOT given up on the season at 2-6.
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3 Nov 2024
CNN should let Anderson Cooper get drunk on election night
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Lmao no we fucking didn't
3 Nov 2024
Before kids were addicted to iPhones they did things like this
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(They won't)
3 Nov 2024
Tua Tagovailoa: "We're trying to win out."
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3 Nov 2024
Even when they have an offense, the Dolphins keep getting their souls ripped out of them.
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