Internet man, owns @XboxAchs, @PSTrophs & @ReseroNetwork. Man of many words. Speaks in punchy sentences. Opinionated. Sweary. Lovable though.

Joined January 2014
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14 Jul 2018
Caved in and finally signed up to Instagram. I'm going to be one of them influencer types and make money off of looking pretty. Come join me on my adventure... or don't. Please do though, my future happiness depends on it. instagram.com/thedanwebb/

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9 Jan 2025
Folks, I'm moving to BlueSky because Elon Musk is a cunt and this place is full of bots. Hit me up over there, folks bsky.app/profile/dan-webb.bs…

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27 Dec 2024
Shrinkflation really has to stop! Terry's Chocolate Oranges are only 157 grams now. They used to be 175 grams. Robbing bastards. They'll charge us more though, won't they #TerrysChocolateClementine
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21 Dec 2024
News just in, David Coote's new job as a ref in the Fury vs. Usyk has gone down a treat in Saudi Arabia.
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25 Oct 2024
The Courteeners' new album is pretty fantastic. Back to back anthems. Love it.
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16 Jun 2024
It's genuinely hilarious watching Australia throwing a World Cup game against Scotland because they're shit scared of playing England 🤣
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13 Jan 2024
It doesn't matter if you're playing Baldur's Gate 3 on Xbox 🤷🏻‍♂️
13 Jan 2024
Did you remember to save?
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26 Dec 2023
I'm glad we won that, because otherwise what I'm about to say would come off as sour grapes... Sure, the Prem might be the most competitive league in the world, but it's surely the most corrupt/incompetent league out of the lot. The @premierleague & @FA_PGMOL should be ashamed.
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22 Dec 2023
"I'll get a Baldur's Gate 3 review out before Xmas," I said. Little did I know that my 70-hour Xbox save would disappear overnight. Fucking shambles.
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30 Sep 2023
Kurupt FM
Jurgen Klopp responds to the PGMOL admitting 'significant human error' 😶
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8 Jul 2023
I'm done with Elon's racist tendancies, hit me up on 🧵@ thedanwebb. First 75,000 people I'll follow back 👀
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2 Jul 2023
Fantastic effort from the social media team with this one. Also, haven't been this excited for a signing we made since Van Dijk.
2 Jul 2023
We hope you haven’t exceeded your rate limit for today… 👀
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30 Jun 2023
Honestly over the moon about this transfer. What a player we've just signed. Get in.
BREAKING: Dominik Szoboszlai to Liverpool, here we go! Understand RB Leipzig are now informed that Liverpool have triggered the release clause. 🚨🔴🇭🇺 #LFC €70m deal done, to be signed soon. Personal terms agreed, Szobo’s ready for medical tests soon. Huge signing for #LFC.
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29 Jun 2023
Firmino going to Saudi Arabia is tragic. Still a great player, now off to watch his career die like the rest of them. I get it, one last big pay day before they retire, but that doesn't make it any less heartbreaking.
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25 Jun 2023
Me 2 mins ago: Never heard of this guy. Me when the chorus kicks in: Oh, it's the TikTok song 😂
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25 Jun 2023
Elton John still sounds incredible, even at 76 😳
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24 Jun 2023
Slash is still an insane guitarist. The less said about Axl's vocals though, the better.
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24 Jun 2023
This. First time in years I've had to go to Google to get the lowdown on a news story. Twitter completely useless and full of misinformation RE what's happening in Russia. Twitter in the gutter right now, don't see how it can get any worse than this.
One notable thing about this rapidly developing international story: Since Elon Musk took a sledgehammer to Twitter’s verification system, the platform is far less useful during breaking news events, and so people are depending on traditional newsrooms for verifiable information.
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23 Jun 2023
Drinking beers in a pub that shows Glastonbury is definitely not the same as being there 🥲
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19 Jun 2023
Assassin's Creed Odyssey is the best ever Assassin's Creed game. Change my mind.
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19 Jun 2023
Saka is one hell of a talent. What a finish.
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