People from Mars
Joined April 2023
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This is how they churn out bhakts ๐ญ
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Ate and left no crumbs ๐ฅฑ
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I captured this shot of MS Dhoni with my Olympus C-765 back in November 2004 at Jaipurโs SMS Stadium, during the Board President's XI vs South Africa match. Little did any of us know then that we were looking at a future legend and a global superstar.
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These mf tuku bots call themselves csk fabs, asking for Dube's omission from T20I despite him not doing anything wrong in that format yet ๐
Tells you everything about tukuraj & his fans. Tukuraj is just introverted chokli, he will forever be jealous of his own team mates ๐คก
Jun 4
Believe me with the next t20wc in Australia, you wouldn't really wanna go there with Ishan,Shreyas and Dube being 3 of our middle order batters. Would anyday get in RaPa as the captain considering this and also try to get in NKR for Dube.
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Every Tukuraj PR & fans have started licking Kohli & Gambhir already ๐
You will see it more in few days ๐คฃ
They think Tukuraj will get to play internationals more than being injury replacement few times if they would start sucking Gambhir & other fandoms ๐ญ
Jun 4
Ruturaj is literally the xerox copy of Kohli.
W call @BCCI . We won't disappoint the nation. ๐ฎ๐ณ
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So asking to sit down from captaincy is being toxic after having one of the worst record?
Sab teri tarah muhh me lene ke shaukeen thode hote hai 2 rs ke liye
Jun 3
To those who are commenting dont compare CSK with RCB fans , CSK fans will never do such a thing ๐๐ป
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Broke My Boy ๐๐
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Highest Relative SR (w.r.t. team) as Captain in an IPL season
โ 52: Sehwag (2011)
โ 51: Sehwag (2008)
โ 37: Maxwell (2017)
โ 34: Dhoni (2013)
โ 33: Sehwag (2012)
โ 27: Gilchrist (2009)
โ 27: Patidar (2026)
โ 25: Warner (2015)
Highest SR as Captain !?
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Tukuraj forcing Ayush to run 2s twice while nudging the ball instead of giving strike or hitting boundaries himself is biggest mdc moment this year for me.
We would have qualified if tukuraj was injured instead of Ayush here.
6. If you could erase one IPL 2026 moment from your team's season and replace it with a win, which match or decision would you choose and why?
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Funny how celebrities are considered influential enough to sell shampoo, pan masala, betting apps and kingfisher, but the moment they are criticized for promoting pseudoscience, dhongi babas, we are told they are just making personal choices.
Pick one fools, you don't understand how psychology works.
Jun 2
I'm not a fan of kohli but why are you all overreacting so much??? If Anushka and Kohli are visiting Premanand ji, okiee let's assume it's a PR stunt but it's not harming anyone stop poking your nose into everything
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Both of these loves red meet & beef. Want their children to grow up eating all of that as well as themselves.
They moved to London for those reasons.
I've no problem what they like to eat but promoting babas & homeopathy while living better life abroad is hypocrisy at peak.
Jun 3
No one should have a problem with Anushka Sharma and Virat Kohli visiting Religious places but this PR is disgusting by Anushka Sharma to compare themselves with Shree Ram ji and Sita Mata.
Imagine comparing them with our deity ?? She openly spread propaganda on Hindus festivals and did not utter a single word on Bakrid.
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Every season is singlehandedly man, saaar singlehandedly ๐ญ
Jun 3
Ruturaj carried CSK into top 3 single handedly in 2024 , but no one will talk about this. Second in orange cap
Mind you he dinโt even have conway and faf for support that year , all our other 10 players made a lion look clueless.
But saar Rutu doesnโt perform saar ๐คฃ
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Don't worry RCB, CSK have your dhurandhar tukuraj so you will continue to do so.
Tukuraj against RCB
Innings - 10
Avg- 22
Sr - 120 ๐คก
Jun 2
Captain Rajat Patidar hasn't lost a single match against CSK, MI & KKR ๐คฏ
- THE NEW ERA OF RCB.
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Now they can't defend him anymore so all of his PR accounts sharing same picture of 2024 & calling it bottled.
His statpading was the reason we even came into that position of NRR.
Guy takes forger to finish small chases even after being set & very close to target ๐คก
Jun 3
Blud bottled an easy 700 season and his first IPL Trophy as Captain. ๐
We needed 3 wins in the last 4 games but managed to get only 2 and that NRR drama.... ๐
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Sapne suhane ladakpan ke ๐ญ
Tukuraj's international career is limited to his fans dreams ๐คฃ
WC team? Really? ๐ญ
Jun 3
How would you react if rurutraj performs well in the in upcoming India A and gets into the main team and performs there exceptionally, and somehow gets to world cup 2027 team๐๐ฅถ
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Chuturaj ke chode with Dhoni hate profiles? ๐คฃ
Run it well, because tukuraj is not surviving in cricket longer ๐ญ
At the pace young talents coming & hitting the ball, chuturaj will get unsold or being waterboy very soon ๐
His international career is over already.
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Tukuraj will serve water for India A now ๐ญ
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Highest Strike Rate as Captain in a Trophy winning IPL season
โ SR 193: Rajat Patidar (501 runs in 2026)
โ SR 159: MS Dhoni (392 runs in 2011)
โ SR 152: Adam Gilchrist (495 runs in 2009)
โ SR 151: David Warner (848 runs in 2016)
โ SR 151: MS Dhoni (455 runs in 2018)
โ SR 147: Shreyas Iyer (351 runs in 2024)
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