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May 12
One for the marketers - I'm conducting some research as part of a customer acquisition white paper I'm working on. Can you spare 5mins and fill out this anonymous survey? form.typeform.com/to/fedDVfq… Pls and thx
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It's times like this I do slightly miss living in NYC!
Hear the exact moment Manhattan lost its mind
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Lemme get this straight… Brazil vs Morocco at MetLife Puerto Rican day parade NY Knicks potential chip win If you’re gonna be in Manhattan today bring some water cuz boiiiiii
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Fox is going to have people learning Spanish as a second language because their coverage of the World Cup is so ass they’re switching to Telemundo
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Jun 11
🏆 Referee announced for 2026 #SuperCup! We're pleased to share that Somali referee Omar Artan will officiate the highly anticipated match between PSG and Aston Villa in Salzburg.
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Jun 11
RT @MayorofLondon: Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and compla…
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World Cup 2026
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turns out, reading voraciously, moving your body, loving people without keeping score, protecting your solitude, chasing nothing but your own growth, and occasionally staying out too late with people who make you laugh until it hurts is not a bad way to build a life.
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The neurodivergent ick when you realize mid-convo that correcting them is pointless because they'd need self-awareness and emotional intelligence to even process that they're wrong.
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The harsh truth
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I love people who naturally just have morals, manners, self awareness, common sense and consideration.
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Nommé par la FIFA pour officier durant la Coupe du Monde, l'arbitre somalien 🇸🇴 Omar Artan s'est vu refuser l'entrée sur le territoire américain Vu ses difficultés pour obtenir un visa, il avait bénéficié du soutien de l'ambassade somalienne de Nairobi qui lui a notamment permis d'avoir un passeport diplomatique Insuffisant pour les autorités américaines qui l'ont immédiatement renvoyé... Pour rappel, Artan a dirigé la finale retour de Ligue des Champions de l'an dernier entre Pyramids FC et Mamelodi Sundowns tout en étant élu meilleur arbitre africain 2025 par la CAF
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The idea that you can go bankrupt because you called 911 and EMS showed up and saved your life is absolutely insane.
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Jun 4
RT @yeeeerika: the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords
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i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.
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