serial tweet liker ✝️

Joined March 2021
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The function of man is to live, not to exist
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Joe Cool retweeted
The 2012 Chicago Bulls do their best Stacey King impressions for a Comcast Sportsnet commercial. 😭
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How me and bro are moving this summer
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They’re doing this to me at IC today

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Is this Paul Skenes?
This is exactly how Christopher Columbus got us the first time
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Where tf did my liked tweets go @elonmusk
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Why would someone from a different company make a condescending comment about someone else’s watch or suit, regardless of seniority?
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Yea definitely gatekeeping my spot from this guy
My top 5 (still haven’t been to MANY places in this country): 1. Shaker’s Cigar Bar - Milwaukee, WI 2. Lottie’s Pub - Chicago, IL 3. Will’s Northwoods Inn - Chicago, IL 4. Kingston Mines - Chicago, IL 5. Radegast Biergarten - New York, NY HM (int’l): Szimpla Kurt - Budapest, HN
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Friendly reminder that nothing ever happens
BREAKING: A speech has reportedly been prepared for President Trump confirming the existence of extraterrestrial life, according to sources close to the president.
Community note
The claim originates from Leading Report, a fake news site founded by the post's author that promotes misinformation. The White House denied reports of such a speech. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leading_R… pbs.org/newshour/natio… mediabiasfactcheck.com/leading-report…
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LeBron’s last game ever started at 10:30pm btw. Do better @NBA
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POV: it’s 2013 and you’re beating your brother in madden and he yells “Xbox Off”
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Imagine finding out your mom was one of the people that passed out during a Michael Jackson concert
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Vrabel needs to go on Bussin with the Boys and Russini needs to go on PMT, there’s no other option now
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Slept on but going from mid market IB to MF PE mogs most
i love “oh where did you do your banking years at?” mogging people at networking events
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Back in 2022, John Williams celebrated his 90th birthday by conducting the Imperial March from Star Wars… absolute legend!
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Ayo Dosunmu after Ant’s injury

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Did trump ever specify eastern or central time?
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call me claude the way i’ve hit my limit
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“You finishing up or just getting started?”
Me blacked out in the back of my Uber asking if it’s been a busy night
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Uh yea
Mercedes Benz 300 SL coupe gullwings 😁❤️ fastest in it era Only Mercedes can do it ❤️💯
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