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KeanuReaves retweeted
Look, I’ll save you the headache. Kiriakou was known for two things *before* he unmasked an undercover CIA officer, went to prison for doing so, got out, and then went to work for the Russians. When he was stationed in Greece, he illegally parked his car at the port in Piraeus next to the ferry boarding area. The police told him to move it. Kiriakou locked himself inside and refused to get out of his car and said he didn’t have to, he was from the U.S. Embassy. Caused an unnecessary diplomatic stink over a fucking parking violation, which became notorious in the building — although not nearly as notorious as what else happened to him in Greece. His wife had an affair. When Kiriakou found out about it, he behaved in a manner unbefitting of any officer of any clandestine service, except maybe Russia’s, which is why he’s a good fit for them now. As he’ll be the first to tell you, he’s got bills to pay. Big on the IRGC-aligned podcast bro circuit but knows nothing, is aggressive in his ignorance, and generally held to be a laughingstock at his former organization. I believe the kiddos call this being a “whistleblower,” which is even more hilarious. Thank you for attending my TED Talk.
John Kiriakou is the perfect hire for Russian state media (or any nation with a vested interest in demoralizing the United States through targeted internal propaganda). Here’s why: 1. He has the credential of “former CIA officer” under his belt. That means something to American viewers. Military or government service, in general, goes a long way toward establishing legitimacy and trust. 2. He clearly has a long-standing grudge against the United States. He was charged with leaking the identity of a covert operative and was imprisoned for several years. He also lost his standing within the American political establishment as a result. The story he tells about the case is one in which he is, of course, the Snowden-adjacent hero. Again, this strikes at the heart of disgruntled Americans who have firsthand experience with government corruption. 3. He lacks principle. He’s willing to accuse the U.S. government of corruption (hey, fair enough) while, ironically, happily accepting paychecks from the Russian government, one of the most corrupt governments in modern history and a sworn adversary of the United States. He rails against the U.S. and its alleged covert torture program (and he may be right about that, for argument’s sake), yet aligns himself with a regime that has openly and brutally tortured innocent people for generations. His excuse? They let him “say whatever he wants.” Either John is an idiot (he’s not), or he’s in on the operation. There’s only one reason the Russian government would hire him: to convince Americans to hate America. And what better salesman for that cause than a disgruntled former government agent with no sense of honor? This is precisely why Russian state media has also cozied up to figures like Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson. Whether these influencers are selling out for clicks, money, ideology, or something in between, the end result is the same: convincing millions of Americans that the only solution left is to abandon America and burn it to the ground. Who, I wonder, might benefit from such an outcome?
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KeanuReaves retweeted
The lose everything factory beckons us... #MarathonTakeover
Access granted. You have found your way to the Marathon. The ice around Cryo Archive cracks and groans. It seems nothing can stop you from getting in. It will be interesting to see if you can get out. 10 AM PT, March 20, 2026
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Replying to @ciffon_n
ちょっとGrokにもお願いして見ました。
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Marathon has lost 99% of its player base after just a few days... And one can just ask the most 'logical' question: What went wrong? 🙁
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Bro said he had gunmetal.. #marathonthegame #marathoncreator 📺: @Hyperizu
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Her killer was white so right wingers won't make a media circus out of this murder
⚡️ Ukrainian refugee killed in North Carolina double homicide, local police say. Kateryna Tovmash, 21, was shot and killed on Feb. 14 alongside her partner in a home she shared with family members. Police have arrested her 25-year-old ex-boyfriend in connection with the slaying. This marks the second killing of a Ukrainian woman in North Carolina in less than a year.
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xQc gets mocked on Overwatch 😭😭 "Ehfbuiseubigeuisbbuie" xQc: "Okay, I'm tossing your game." "Remember that time you sucked Trump's d*ck?"
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BREAKING🚨: A team of Korean scientists reversed colon cancer
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KeanuReaves retweeted
I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
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Feb 5
Claude 4.6 Opus just refactored my entire codebase in one call. 25 tool invocations. 3,000 new lines. 12 brand new files. It modularized everything. Broke up monoliths. Cleaned up spaghetti. None of it worked. But boy was it beautiful.
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KeanuReaves retweeted
we already knew trump was pro-teen
MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN🥩 ➡️realfood.gov
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13 Aug 2025
So… Epstein fucked Melania?!? 😂😂😂
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That's actually creepy af
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“You are sheltering edits of JD Vance in that electric device?”

ALT Hans Landa GIF

24 Jun 2025
Some poor Norwegian guy got detained by ICE at Newark for this:
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14 Jun 2025
It's extraordinary that billionaire oligarchs have convinced MAGA that the poorest, least influential, least powerful people are the cause of all their problems. You wanna know who's responsible? Look UP.
Undocumented immigrants contribute nearly $100 billion in taxes every year. Meanwhile, the wealthiest 1% dodge $163 billion in taxes annually. The real drain on America isn’t coming from the border — it’s coming from the boardroom.
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1 Jun 2025
Ukraine accepted a ceasefire deal. putin responded by killing Ukrainian civilians so Ukraine took out 40 Russian strategic bombers. Slava Ukraini
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A billion dollars is 3 dollars per American. So when you say that Americans have paid billions to Ukraine and have had enough,what you are really saying is that you are not willing to give up a large Whopper meal to help your allies and stand up for freedom against tyranny.
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I went to my local supermarket today and complained that I have a trade deficit with them. I subsidize them hundreds of dollars a month and get nothing in return. (Besides food but who cares). It is a rip off and they have been doing it for years! It stops now. From now on I am imposing an extra expense on myself, when I buy their goods. They may laugh now, but we all know they are going to cave and make a deal.
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