Joined October 2025
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Jun 15
"My unborn son will play football like CRISTIANO RONALDO"
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Jun 14
When you go to a restaurant without checking the prices, and Messi comes in and nobody turns around:
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Jun 14
When the first dry shot of Dallas gives me direct orders to show off my dancing skills
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Jun 14
"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"
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Jun 15
Me to caretaker: Ingia niko na cash
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Jun 13
You actually donβt need HDMI to connect your laptop to your TV.
Just Press Windows K
Jun 13
Educate me on something i donβt know
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Kikuyu landlord watching you relocate from his rentals to the neighbourhood rentals that are also his.
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Jun 13
After killing a cockroach
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Mamae amevaa dera anazurura in my silver room akipiga ma one 2 kidogo huku naskia gas inapika chai ameeka ngoma ya mbosso, nyumba mzima inanuka ka omo fulani ka usafi gademnit,maisha london
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Jun 13
Kumbe hawa wanapenda ata hii mechi ingine piaπ
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Jun 12
wired earphones are better than earbuds
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Jun 12
"Tunakupigia simu kutoka Safaricom "
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Jun 12
Endelea kujipanga kaa dem ..tushaa fungua mzinga ya pili
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Jun 11
Oya chaji si uadisike kichwani tukule kifofo.
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Jun 10
βRudi kwa nyumba β¦unaenda kuwatch world cup na maboyz ndio kusema nini , unadhani sijui premier league iliishaβ
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Scout akishindwa kuraise flag time ya parade nilikuwa nafurahia sana. I have been hater all my life
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Jun 7
the funniest thing about social anxiety is that nobody is thinking about you that much
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Jun 8
Scenes hapo Timba XO Kila weekend
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