Ex-primary school teacher. Chichester graduate. Arundel FC. Ex-Westside FC 1st team coach and captain. Dad of two.
Joined April 2015
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Luke retweeted
Jun 10
🚨 WATCH: Reform MP Richard Tice lists Keir Starmer's "failures" as he asks when he will resign
Starmer: "If he paid his tax, we'd have more money to deal with these issues"
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May 23
JAKDKZKSKKAKSKZKD C’EST LE BUT DU SIÈCLE 😂😂 x.com/01PDn9Vw3V8140/status/…
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Luke retweeted
May 24
Wouldn’t be a an Arsenal game without a Gabriel Jesus BCM
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we both up now
22 Nov 2020
never thought I’d be more hopeful about socialism than arsenal and yet here we are.
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May 21
🚨 BREAKING: Net migration to the UK fell to 171,000 from 331,000 in the year to December 2025 - the lowest point since 2012
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I saw Bayern 10-2 twice
I saw us bottle the league to Leicester
I saw the Monaco 2nd leg
I saw Baku
I saw the Atletico UEL semifinal
I saw us concede 33 shots to Watford
I saw Newcastle 21/22
I saw 8-2
I saw it all
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Luke retweeted
May 19
They put the West Ham VAR call in the season montage. That’s what I’m fucking talking about
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May 20
The verbal saka’s been giving loool. He held his tongue for YEARSSSS. Give this guy the mic at the parade
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May 20
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17 Apr 2015
I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol
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Do kickups now you fat cunt
May 19
This gives me soo much joy 😂😂😂😂
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Luke retweeted
May 19
Run it back.
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Luke retweeted
May 19
An Independent Disciplinary Commission has today expelled Southampton from the Sky Bet Championship Play-Offs after the Club admitted to multiple breaches of EFL Regulations related to the unauthorised filming of other Clubs’ training.
In addition, the Club has received a four-point deduction that will be applied to the 2026/27 Championship table.
The effect of today’s order is that Middlesbrough are reinstated into the 2026 Play-Offs and will proceed to the Play-Off Final against Hull City. The final remains scheduled for Saturday 23 May, with the kick-off time to be confirmed.
📘 efl.com/news/2026/may/19/efl…
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Luke retweeted
May 18
FT Exclusive: Nigel Farage’s claim that he paid for a £1.4mn house with his fee from a reality TV show has been challenged by corporate accounts that appear to show that the income remained on his company’s balance sheet after the property purchase. ft.trib.al/YIuowMb
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Luke retweeted
May 16
Immigration makes Britain brilliant.
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