I meant to say cool, and then I started to say great

Joined January 2015
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Chuck Norris didn’t die. Death just finally worked up the courage to introduce itself. RIP legend.
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Millennials walking around trying to get a connection with Verizon.

ALT Can You Hear Me Now GIF

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It’s been a few days since I last caught #Jeopardy and I was convinced Allegra was actually Lori Beth Denberg.
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For the next three months. #DaylightSavingTime #Its527PM
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On October 31st, he asked me what day it was.
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#NationalCatDay in a nutshell.
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Someone understood the assignment. #Jeopardy
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The location: House of Elrond. The time: 10:00 in the morning. The date: October the 24th.
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Kids these days: 6 7 Us:
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Oh, so when Amazon Web Services has a blackout on a Monday morning, it’s a “Global Catastrophe” and “unprecedented” but when I do, I’m “an alcoholic” and “ruining this nice brunch”.
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My final #JeopardyBlindGuess: Theory of Relativity. #Jeopardy @JeopardyGuesser
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Happy anniversary to this absolute legend. One man’s 2017 misfortune is a nation’s treasure. #KenBoneAppreciationDay @kenbone18
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On #October3rd, he asked me what day it was.
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