eggnog groyper

Joined August 2019
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I just had this happen to me. WTF
X Twitter `Chat` `Dein Passcode ist erforderlich, damit deine Verschlüsselungsschlüssel wiederhergestellt und frühere Nachrichten entschlüsselt werden können.` ? … habe gar keinen `Passcode` erstellt, den ich eingeben könnte ;) @hallo @support @XDACH, was ist die Ursache?
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‘Now you just made me understand why people are racist. Now I understand why they fucking enslaved you….you’re fucking monkeys’
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And now the guy next door is using (from the sounds of it) a pole driver. For what, I have no idea. He already has a wood fence. Clanging metal and chainsaws I'm going to lose my shit.
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I have been listening to chainsaws everyday for nearly 3 weeks beginning at 7am and not ending til about 6. I realize we had a lot of damage but I'm so over it.
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it would be very funny if the american tech job market were saved by broad export controls on advanced models that forced companies to choose between (1) hiring only us citizens or (2) not using ai tools
Replying to @eigenrobot
What did you think "Overhauling H1B" meant? Vibes? Essays ? Papers? Losers.
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Conceived through invitro. Just saying.
Elon Musks estranged transgender son Vivian Jenna Wilson performs onstage at an anti-ICE drag show to raise money to pay for legal bills for illegal migrants.
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“You hire a convicted baby-shaking felon…kicks me out of a press conference…oh funny, I was somewhere I wasn’t supposed to be, but I left when asked…I didn’t stab anyone.” *looooooong pause and stare* Man on Fire.
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😳 Austin Metcalf's dad attacks Karmelo Anthony's "coward" parents in a speech. tmz.me/4gi47oR Credit: JinxedSip
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New copypasta just dropped
I am a 40yo mother with multiple degrees from a prestigious university, married to a man who speaks 5 languages, balancing raising a child & maintaining 2 homes on 2 continents, & I am currently being condescended to by a 25yo man who goes to planet fitness. I love this app.
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> new STD > the bacteria jumped to a human who had “””direct close contact””” with an infected animal and has now gone human-to-human > only gay men are getting it > is spreading through bathhouses > causes disgusting skin lesions they’re baking AIDS from scratch again.
🇫🇷🦠 À Lyon, un sauna gay serait à l’origine du cluster d’une nouvelle infection sexuellement transmissible (IST) : la dermatophilose humaine. La bactérie Dermatophilus congolensis, habituellement active dans les pays tropicaux à climat chaud et humide, touche principalement les animaux (chevaux, bovins, etc.). Elle ne se transmet à l’homme qu’en cas de contact direct avec un animal infecté. Dans le cluster lyonnais, une quarantaine d’hommes se seraient transmis la bactérie par contacts sexuels peau à peau, dans un environnement humide et chaud (sauna).
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And we have a fog machine
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The funniest part is we're listening to Carmina Burana
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It's lit
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And now the bubble machine is out
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"and that's it? you just *ZAP* and they're all in the crystals? just incredible, i think the american people are going to be very very happy with this deal"
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When you're old rave DJs but you still have all of your equipment
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By the way, that is a very old and very valuable former strip club disco ball. He got it as a birthday gift from a friend who was paid with this instead of cash. We're too old for this shit but it's still fun. We will definitely be the cool parents.
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I laugh at feminists who actually think the handmaids tale is some living dystopia. It is the complete opposite. Let's imagine an alternate dystopia: women are fed hormone altering pills from teenage years to make them infertile through their prime fertility years, whilst they work to deliver profits for mostly male elite bosses. And if they accidentally get pregnant, the baby is killed so they can continue to generate profit. It's a good plot. It is just real life. Not a work of fiction
Alarms have been raised regarding Britain’s sinking fertility rate, which has hit four successive record lows ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/business/202…
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