Humor from Canada | X Canadian Content Creator | Expert Moose Rangler | Polar Bear Whisperer | Creator of Moose Mail π«
Joined June 2014
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If you could go to any Canadian city for a vacation, which one would you pick? π¨π¦
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I miss Twitter π
Jun 2
Or maybe thereβs a reason weβre on X instead of TikTok.
A lot of us just donβt want these types of videos in our feed.
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If my wife went skydiving and I watched from the ground does she wear the pants in the relationship now? π¬
May 31
My wife jumped out of a perfectly good airplane today at 9,250 feet off the ground π³
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Remember friends: She's already got 5 dudes trying to be her peace. You gotta stand out, be different. Be her problem!
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May 31
My wife jumped out of a perfectly good airplane today at 9,250 feet off the ground π³
May 26
My wife's birthday is on the weekend and instead of a hotel and a romantic dinner, I booked her in for skydiving π
Best husband award incoming! π
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Nicholas Irvine retweeted
May 26
My wife's birthday is on the weekend and instead of a hotel and a romantic dinner, I booked her in for skydiving π
Best husband award incoming! π
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May 30
Today is the day π³π©πͺ
May 26
My wife's birthday is on the weekend and instead of a hotel and a romantic dinner, I booked her in for skydiving π
Best husband award incoming! π
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Nicholas Irvine retweeted
Apr 22
It was fun while it lasted...
RIP Communities π«‘
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May 29
I made a return yesterday and I left with an IOU, no money, no refund, just a promise to send me a refund printed on a piece of paper...
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May 27
Not to brag, but I never have to tell my kids anything twice...
27 times maybe, but never twice!
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Nicholas Irvine retweeted
May 26
What do you want done with your body when you're done with it...
Cremation?
Burial?
Donate to science?
University for research?
OR
Sold to the US army, strapped to a chair and blown up, for research?
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May 27
Did you know that 1 cow can produce 500 pounds of beef equaling about 1,333 6oz burger patties π
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May 26
I just pre registered for the new Android π chat app from π, the everything app, only with separate apps!
Did you?
Android, you're next. XChat is coming.
Pre-register now: play.google.com/store/apps/dβ¦
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May 26
I just spent $310 on flowers for the outside of our house.. Since when are flowers expensive?
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May 26
I posted to Twitter yesterday and 17 people saw my post on here.
I posted to Facebook at the same time and all my friends, followers and a few strangers saw my post...
What a weid place this is...
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May 22
Inflation is getting out of control! I just wanted a burger π
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May 22
Whoever at @facebook decided to put my toolbar on the bottom instead of the top, I hope you have the day you deserve π₯π€π‘
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