Joined December 2009
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Tweeter is now an SPAC and that’s a feature not a bug
Also this fucking website is so broken you can’t even search for tweets about the huge earthquake that happened less than 10 minutes ago
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Thank you Wu Tang
Congratulations to the 2025-2026 NBA champions Wu-Tang Clan
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Casual
there are no "real" new yorkers. "new york" was invented in 1624 by the dutch west india company to sell rice pudding to tourists
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Too woke. Probably Hamas underneath the WH smdh
WOW — Trump rips 🇮🇱 for their attacks on Lebanon: "Too long, too many people are being killed. You don’t have to knock down an apartment building every time you’re looking for somebody. They’re not all Hezbollah… 2 hours before we signed the agreement they attacked Beirut.”
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By the gallon
This morning at the reflecting pool
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What chu talking about bout Steely Dan?
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🤣🤣🤣
Mohamed Hussein went to the Texas Republican convention to convince himself he had a place in the GOP. He left in tears. What he found was a party that didn’t want him, that told him to leave the country. via @RenzoDowney @TexasTribune: texastribune.org/2026/06/15/…
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This is called somatic dominance
Trump does his weird handshake tug of war with Brigitte Macron
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Jun 15
We gonna make it right papi that’s on bk
somebody find him for me so we can help him get back on his feet
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Jun 15
Those peets are mine
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Jun 15
Ai could never
Dude
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Jun 15
Those DM wasn’t me that was AI😭
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Jun 14
Jealous of our freedom
ダラスで1週間分の塩分摂った
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Jun 14
Objectively bad song
do you really hate “empire state of mind” or do you lack an appreciation for natural joviality?
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Jun 14
Same goes for Otis don’t @ me
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Jun 14
Blessed be the fruit
Several women said they’d be willing to give up their right to vote if it meant creating a more conservative country at the Turning Point USA Women’s Leadership Summit recently held in San Antonio, Texas. democracydocket.com/news-ale…
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Jun 14
Funny thing about golf in New York. The clubs are just as segregated as Augusta.
Now we play golf! Just got to figure out where to get a golf membership in NY 👀
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Jun 14
The funny thing is, this is a random deli in New Jersey
Fiore's House of Quality ここのデリのイタリアンサンドが10ドルくらいなのにめちゃめちゃ美味い。店員もいい人達。現金のみなのは要注意。
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Jun 14
Oh shit, they got they got Dubai flavored cold foam
Gummy Worm Whipped Cream?!? Target is undefeated with their seasonal flavors and we're getting GUMMY WORM and S'mores whipped topping along with salted pistachio cold foam. The S'mores has already been spotted - the gummy worm should be soon. Which ones are you trying??
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