Used to do Boxing. Here for the good craic. Don’t take myself seriously at all.
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How in the flying fuck has he not scored that. He needs to go back to Barbering #AUSTUR
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Türkiye is like that decent looking lass but who's a shit shag, just pure disappointment. And it's every tournament. #AUSTUR
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If you're still up watching #AUSTUR you're officially a Champion. Australia are brutal to watch never mind at 6am.
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I don't know what's going to put me to sleep first - The thick Scottish fans with the anonymous photos and the Scottish flag in the background calling an Irish person English, or tolerating this Australia/Turkey game at 6am. It's a close call.
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Is anyone from UK/Ireland actually still awake for the #AUSTUR game? Not going to lie I'm incredibly struggling at this point
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Never put a Scotland game on at 2am. Bunch of raging cocaine filled Jocks so sensitive that they're calling an Irishman English. Thick as fuck.
See a few people got sensitive at this one. If ya from Glasglow and ya get upset over a few words on the Internet, trust me, you get battered more than at a Fish and Chip shop ya fucking fannies #SCOHAI
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I don't know how I'd feel about that if I was Scottish. Balon D'or nominee in your team and you just scraped past Haiti. Steve Clarke has bored the entire world with that one #SCOHAI
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The biggest losers tonight? The people sat behind Angus Gunn with the shots Haiti have taken tonight. Fucking hell #SCOHAI
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See a few people got sensitive at this one. If ya from Glasglow and ya get upset over a few words on the Internet, trust me, you get battered more than at a Fish and Chip shop ya fucking fannies #SCOHAI
Bit pointless of the BBC putting a QR code up during a Scotland match isn't it. No one from Glasgow can afford a phone #SCOHAI
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That 100% a penalty btw. But the referee thought of the consequences from the Haitian goalkeeper Mass Murderer vibes and said no. Understandable #SCOHAI
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The ref gave the foul because the Haitian goalkeeper told him so. I'd shit myself too if someone who gave Mass Murderer vibes kicked off with is #SCOHAI
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Did you know Scotland last qualified in 1998?
Thought I'd mention it as I don't think the commentators have yet. #SCOHAI
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Bit pointless of the BBC putting a QR code up during a Scotland match isn't it. No one from Glasgow can afford a phone #SCOHAI
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Scottish parents taking their kids on "educational" trips to America to avoid Holiday fines
"Look son, this is how shite we are"
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BBC really have scraped the barrel for their Scottish pundit mind. Gordon Strachan? Nah. Archie Gemill? Nah. King Kenny? Nah. We'll have fucking Scott Brown instead #SCOHAI
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Haiti's goalkeeper gives proper Mass Murderer vibes. Like The Monk from the film Mean Machine where he's only let out for the football #SCOHAI
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They don't do team talks in Scotland's dressing room. They just watch episodes of Rab C Nesbitt with cans of Irn Bru #SCOHAI
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That Belladerre is awful every shot he's taken has gone 50 yards wide or 50 yards too high. Can someone tell him this is the football world cup #SCOHAI
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BBC camera cutting off. Even in America the Scots are nicking people's camera leads for make a few quid #SCOHAI
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Hickey is also an unfortunate surname. The mark which is left when a girl sucks your neck off. I'm not sure why the parents decided to have that name #SCOHAI
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