Mr Fucking Blackpool…,Tweed clad, tangerine faced spouter of mirth. Dad of five. Some broken parts
Joined June 2012
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Mar 20
I wasn’t worried about Ukraine, Iran, etc., etc., but I’m pretty sure this one thing is exactly how the world’s end begins
#ChuckNorris
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19 Nov 2025
That’s me out of Gammogeddon for 2025
I was doing so well to avoid shitposts about business “refusing to use the word Christmas”
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16 Jun 2025
That’s son No. 2 joining his big brother with a First class degree
This one’s in Forensic Science, so go on…try and prove I did shit now!
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2 Nov 2024
Final level boss of entitlement on tonight’s front row:
Couldn’t handle the sniff she sent her bloke to buy at the start of the gig, chatted through every act, got kicked out & then yelled at all the staff for 30 minutes, screaming she’ll call the police unless she got a refund
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22 Jul 2024
In these divisive times, people forget we’re all entitled to a differing opinion, even if it upsets them
That said; if you don’t think @cleveleysnews is the best Wyre-based news account, you’re a dirty pirate shitmonkey & need hitting in the face with a fact-filled trouser press
20 Jul 2024
Blackpool Council is holding a meeting for all the residents around Cookson Street who have objected to their houses being knocked down to make way for the Multiversity campus. They absolutely promise not to knock down their houses while they are all out at the meeting.
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16 Jul 2024
Sitting here with my disappointing child, showing her why her brother’s my favourite
#LeedsBeckettGrads
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4 Jul 2024
Anyone wanna join me in the election drinking game?
Every time a candidate answer starts with “Well, look…” down a shot
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25 Jun 2024
Been invited to a careers event, to talk to pupils about being a comedian…
In a primary school
Join me in our next episode of “What on Earth were you thinking?” where I’ll be chucking a bucket full of water onto a chip pan fire and running with scissors
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12 Feb 2024
Hull, get yourselves down to @loungecomedy, this Wednesday night. You won’t be disappointed*
Tickets: comedyloungehull.co.uk/event…
*I’m on first, so after I’ve pissed off, you’ll have a cracking night
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Ryan Gleeson retweeted
3 Feb 2024
Better be quick, or you’re not getting in to see this lot tonight:
@BeffernieBlack @robmulholland @HarrietDyerCom @_RyanGleeson
Tix & info: blackpoolcomedyclub.com
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24 Dec 2023
Whereas this year, 2 million almost visited Blackpool North railway station
#BusReplacement
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Ryan Gleeson retweeted
22 Dec 2023
The loveliest of lovely couples…
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12 Dec 2023
Your grandkids will argue about whether or not this is a Christmas movie
12 Dec 2023
Ryan Gleeson, N*nce Hunter 2
When Heckles Backfire…
In cinemas soon
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Ryan Gleeson retweeted
4 Nov 2023
Tonight’s gonna be another big one, with this killer line-up:
@FreddyQuinne
@MrMikeNewall
Mike Wilkinson
& @_RyanGleeson
Be quick if you’ve not already booked your tickets!
💻 blackpoolcomedyclub.com
☎️ 01253 38381
🎟️ Bank Hey St., opposite the Tower
⏰ Doors 7pm - Show 8pm
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30 Oct 2023
Bloody great having @iamthomasgreen’s End of Daze at the club, with a surprise visit from @eshaanakbar to open the show
For unknown reasons Eshaan angrily refused to have his picture taken with me
In unrelated news, I’ve now learned which words are “totally unacceptable” in 2023
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14 Oct 2023
Beautiful* people of the Fylde Coast, be quick, we’re about to sell out!
Tix & info:
💻 blackpoolcomedyclub.com
☎️ 01253 381381
🎟 Bank Hey St., right behind the Tower
* You’re all beautiful, no matter what you think…
Unless you’re an arse
In which case, you’re just an arse
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10 Oct 2023
If you ignore how shit this actor’s brummy accent is, this Slade documentary is well worth a watch.
Loads darker than I expected!
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