I am the legendary holy sword Excalibur! To be my meister, you have to follow my 1000 provisions, down to the last letter!! (parodytwt/crackrp)
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I AM THE LEGENDARY HOLY SWORD EXCALIBUR..!! FIRST, LISTEN TO MY LEGEND!
[L.H.S. Excalibur joins parody twitter!]
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HOLY SWORD EXCALIBUR..!! retweeted
May 28
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//they're so tuff
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TWENTY TWO YEARS OF ME CARRYING THE WHOLE SERIES ON MY BACK‼️ I'M THE GREATEST‼️‼️
"Soul Eater" by Atsushi Ohkubo started 22 Years Ago Today!
The manga ran from 2004-2013 in 25 volumes total and received an 51 Episodes Anime Adaptation by Studio Bones airing 2008-2009.
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ME AND MY (THIRD) BEST FRIEND!! HE'S FUN TO HANG AROUND WITH!
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AS IF ANYONE WOULD ENJOY BEING IN YOUR PRESENCE, I BID YOU ADIEU, YOU MADWOMAN!
May 11
And yet, I don't care.
Get out of my sight you pathetic piece of trash
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I WAS JUST INFURIATED BY THE FALSE LABELING OF ONE'S SELF! AS THE LEGENDARY HOLY SWORD EXCALIBUR, LABELS ARE A THING I CANNOT HELP BUT BE INTERESTED IN! AND WHERE I DECIDE TO LIVE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, YOU-FORMER-SNAKE-NOW-HORSE WOMAN!!
..Weapons have hearts too, you know.
May 11
Am I supposed to take this from a weapon so full of itself that it spent hundreds of years in a cave because all it did was demand?
Because you're grown an uncharacteristic heart for caring about how I live. So go bother someone else
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No, by definition you are a birther. You gave birth to a life, but you proceeded to do the opposite of what a mother should do. Instead of protecting your child, you put them into danger. You are the second worst "mother" ever .
May 11
By definition, I am mother.
No get out of here you pathetic excuse for a weapon
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Pretty sure being a mother also requires loving your child and showing it, not just birthing them.
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OH BROTHER...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY WONDERFUL AND SPECTACULAR VOICE!
May 4
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You'll hear it first from me folks, because of the very high demand after the end of the Fire Force anime... we're honored to announce that we'll be releasing Soul Eater Not! Season 2‼️Yes I'm sure it's exactly what all of you were hoping to hear and definitely wanted🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️
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SPECTACULAR! WELL DONE, I WANT TO BE KEPT UP TO DATE ON THIS HANDSOME SWORD AND HIS UPCOMING SHENANIGANS!!
I didn't have a top hat so I've given you a very stylish bucket hat :)
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Looking at it from a standpoint, they were both raised by single parents, except one of them was a chill dad..at least most of the time, and the other was....well, the other was someone that'd need at least a thousand witnesses to call "a mother" .
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HOLY SWORD EXCALIBUR..!! retweeted
Apr 16
Cosplay
SOUL EATER
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Excalibur ／エクスカリバー
「 私の伝説は12世紀から始まった 」
photo @shochan0097
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あれは日差しの強い真夏だったかな？
いや…肌寒くなる秋だった…当時は私も「悪(ワル)」でね
そういえばもう冬だったかもしれない
すごく「悪」で巷でも有名な「悪」だった
悪そうな奴はみんな友達だったよ
美女たちはみんな私の取り合いをしていたよ
いや……やっぱり夏だった すごく暑い真夏日だったよ
そう記憶している 私は今と違って研ぎ澄まされたナイフのような男だったよ しかしなぜか気品を感じさせていた
みんな言っていた 今でも言われている
そうは言ってもその当時はそんなに言われてなかったかもしれない徐々に言われ始めていた
意外と優しいと そう考えてみると 気品を感じさせていたのかもしれない 結果言われていた
私はすごかった 今でもすごいがただ「悪」だった
それもこれも気品溢れる冬の日―…
それでは伝説を語っていこうか
しかし、その前に五分間休憩だ
正座して待っていたまえ
Excalibur～～～♪
Excalibur～～～♪
From United Kingdom♪
I'm looking for him♪
I'm going to California～～♪
Excalibur～～～♪
Excalibur～～～♪
From United Kingdom♪
I'm looking for him♪
I'm going to California～～♪
Excalibur～～～♪
Excalibur～～～♪
From United Kingdom♪
I'm looking for him♪
I'm going to California～～♪
Excalibur～～～♪
Excalibur～～～♪
From United Kingdom♪
I'm looking for him♪
I'm going to California～～♪
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IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, THIS WORLD WOULDN'T HAVE EVER EXISTED! YOU SHOULD WAKE UP EVERYDAY AND PRAISE ME!
Apr 16
And the spirit of a blade does? Id wager i have more meaning than you ever will
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I NEVER KNEW WITCHES COULD BE SO FUNNY! SHE GENUINELY BELIEVES SHE DESERVES TO LIVE! OH ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!
Apr 16
I will soon be free
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//Reposting it on here so more can see
Apr 13
//I need help, I want to play Pokemon Ultra Sun, but I don't have a 3ds nor the money to buy it, I tried to use Manic Emu but both the gameplay and the sound was so buggy it was almost/literally unplayable, any emulator suggestions? on either Iphone or Steam Deck😭
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