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If Jose Altuve ever finds the right tightness for his batting gloves, the MLB is fucked
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Someone tell the Astros bullpen they aren't called "relief pitchers" because they relieve us of the lead
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Dana Brown scouting Luinder Avila for his next DFA signing
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Any other Astros fans see that ball headed a mile over Altuve's head and panic thinking he still might swing?
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Just patiently Wei Teng for another Astros game in that poverty PST
No extras please
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I still have this irrational fear that the Astros front office is wild enough to make Jose Altuve a hitting coach one day
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Good challenge, Jake. Real close call there
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CHRISTIAN SKYWALKER!!
#ChaseTheFight x @Honda
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If the front office had any street smarts they would have the Astros trainers take Jacob Misiorowski out for dinner tonight
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No crying in baseball unless you suck against the 4th place team in the worst division I guess
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NEW AD: James Talarico is a threat to everything we hold dear.
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This is Texas, and we will fight to protect it.
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Going to tell someone's kids this is Alimber Santa
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Especially since Google doesn't have a picture of him
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I wonder what the booooos sound like through his translator?
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The Astros had Steven Okert warming, but sat him down after Dominic Canzone's grand slam. This is Tatsuya Imai's inning to wear. There are boos.
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If Cam Smith doesn't start hitting the ball, I will have his mom come pick him back up
Beautiful Mother's Day moment though
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Houston Astros Mother's Day legend just in time for DFA Dana Brown to roster him
Huge
Cubs Designate Corbin Martin For Assignment mlbtraderumors.com/2026/05/cβ¦
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Lance McCullers Jr. said a portion of the fingernail on his right index finger "popped off" while throwing a curveball during the third inning. He is unsure if he'll be able to make his next start.
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I complained about the Manfred shortened double header games in 2020
I'm now pleading all Astros games be shortened to 4 innings. That's plenty of pain i promise
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Reasons Astros SP Tatsuya Imai can't pitch effectively in MLB - potentially a record setting π§΅
Mounds are too hard/soft
The weather
Meal times
Meal setting
The meal itself
Tired arm (climate induced?)
Shortened time between starts
Houston traffic
Pitch clock
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Joe Espada went to the Astros bullpen before Lambert had thrown 150 pitches
Cinco de Bye Joe
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