Allegedly functional since roughly halfway between episodes 8 & 9 of series 3 of Round The Horne. First BBC Radio 4 “Celebrity Soup of the Day” winner.
Joined May 2010
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Martin retweeted
Painting the bottom of the shallow pool dark blue decreased the albedo, creating warmer water for algae.
They’re so dumb.
This is what happens when you give your pool boy a $14,000,000 no bid contract for stuff he’s clearly not qualified to do.
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Martin retweeted
GOAAALLLLL!!! 🇯🇵⚽ JAPAN!!! And just like that, we've got a game again! 😂🔥
#WorldCup @religionofsport
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Martin retweeted
GOAAALLLLL!!! 🇳🇱⚽ The Netherlands are back in front!
#worldcup @religionofsport
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It’s great - chat is busy. Recommended!
Kickoff is almost here.
Put the TV on. Mute the commentary. Turn on our watch party.
See you live on my YouTube channel.
#WorldCup
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When is trash not trash? When it’s treated as raw materials! ♻️ instagram.com/reel/DYdxid1o4…
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Seems simple & sensible enough to me. Why let them have it both ways?! instagram.com/p/DZiGCv9xiB_/…
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Martin retweeted
Jun 14
This morning, UK forces boarded a Russian tanker in the English Channel that was secretly helping to bankroll Putin's war in Ukraine.
The first operation of its kind led by British forces, and a clear message: there is nowhere to hide.
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Martin retweeted
Jun 14
The UK’s data watchdog received nearly 40,000 data protection complaints last year, but only issued two fines – so we’re holding it to account 👁️
goodlaw.social/4l2b
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Martin retweeted
Jun 13
Ah yes that famous “negotiation” where Japan unconditionally surrendered after two atom bombs and Hitler blew his brains out.
Jun 12
JD Vance:
If you go back to WW2 or every major conflict in human history, they all ended with some kind of negotiation.
Community note
World War II ended with unconditional surrenders by Germany on May 8, 1945, and Japan on September 2, 1945, rather than negotiation. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unconditi… archives.gov/milestone-docu… nationalww2museum.org/war/topics/end…
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Martin retweeted
Jun 13
🚨🚨 By popular demand: GTALT and Hullcinnati Bengals jerseys, now on store. 🚨🚨
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