Itinerant pirate, reply guy, coffee addict, wry humor, professional ghost watcher, celestial naviguesser. 🔞 And wear your damn masks! 😷
Joined October 2015
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30 Sep 2020
Wishin's 'n desirin's warm 'n wanton...
Cap'n Spider John 💚☠️
#SJpiratewrites
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1 Nov 2022
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 14 Oct 2015 (via @twi_age).
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26 Oct 2022
It could be, has a lot of potential! (And a lot holding it back as well) But alas, it's not even close. Not by a long shot.
25 Oct 2022
55% of Democrats don’t think America is the greatest country ever.
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY EVER!
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24 Aug 2022
My loans have been paid off a good while and I'm 100% cool with some sort of student loan forgiveness. Hell, even if we could forgive just the interest if we don't want to forgive all of it, it would still help.
24 Aug 2022
What about Americans who already paid off their student loans?
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23 Aug 2022
Come on, be a real friend
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15 Aug 2022
i better pick up some gatorade
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13 Aug 2022
Tell people you’re proud of them when they accomplish something they’ve been working towards. Even if it’s simple. A therapeutic breakthrough, weight loss, job well done, trying something new - whatever.
Many of us didn’t hear those words as children and deserve to now.
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12 Aug 2022
Good morning to everyone except Tommy 🍆ee for perpetuating unrealistic body expectations.
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3 Aug 2022
I just received a spam, spoofed call from my own cell number... I'm thinking that almost had to be my provider trying to promote some anti spam service. Right???
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1 Aug 2022
Lake Report: Lazy, hazy days of summer slowly starting to wind down...
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27 Jul 2022
“Why not build a sex room”
Baby I need the sex first
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26 Jul 2022
Yes. Is this a real question?
26 Jul 2022
I need a solid and clear answer to this please 🙏🏼
If a 20 yr old man sexually plays with a 14 yr old girl is it sexual abuse?
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